Why are people so weird?

[Wild Bill]

Sexy as hell but I have a question since I can't tell from the photo and dudes are out here catfishing...........how tall are you? Because I only like extremely short guys. Like 5'3" and under so if you're one of these dudes that looks like they're walking around with a set of stilts in their pants, no thanks.

That's me Shoshanna I am 6'3 in my socks then add in work boots  and a hard hat and I look 7 foot tall  lol .

strangely enough it is normally all the smaller ladies who seemed to have a fancy for me

[Shoshanna]

That's me Shoshanna I am 6'3 in my socks then add in work boots  and a hard hat and I look 7 foot tall  lol .

strangely enough it is normally all the smaller ladies who seemed to have a fancy for me

I'm small hehe but I don't really care about height I was just joking around. 

Tell me, for research purposes..............do you wear tight jeans and no shirt with your work boots and hard hat?! I'M KIDDING. I am not a pervert.

[Heiden]

I dont work in law enforcement. But i do work in a very public place and Have access to 1000s of our customers personal info. If I got one of there addresses and went to there house. I would be fired and probably arrested for stalking. This is in the US

[Bush Master]

I would just talk to him and tell him you are not interested in him.  No use getting him pissed off at you by making an issue at work.  Remember, he probably has friends there, and you might wind up regretting it if they see you do anything wrong when you are driving around.

A good clean fix would be to call the local biker club, and tell them you want to throw a BBQ out in the front yard for them. 

Just make sure it's a good time to cross paths with him. Maybe say, come pick up this thing you left for me, or don't give a reason. Then let the Sergeant-at-Arms for the club hand it to him near the BBQ so he gets smoke in his eyes and cries a little bit. Make sure to mention that he's a cop too.

That's the simple way. If you want some complex plan, we can work on one of those too.

[rickymouse]

A good clean fix would be to call the local biker club, and tell them you want to throw a BBQ out in the front yard for them. 

Just make sure it's a good time to cross paths with him. Maybe say, come pick up this thing you left for me, or don't give a reason. Then let the Sergeant-at-Arms for the club hand it to him near the BBQ so he gets smoke in his eyes and cries a little bit. Make sure to mention that he's a cop too.

That's the simple way. If you want some complex plan, we can work on one of those too.

That would work, or just have a BBQ and invite every lawyer and judge you know to the party.  AT one time years ago, I could have had about five lawyers and one judge that would come to a party if I invited them.  Most would have wanted some mixed drinks or good beers though, I also knew a half a dozen cops.