Trump says he bombed Iran

[SteamyAmerican]

I’d be willing to bet Israel is more upset by any deal than Americans Trump loyalists disagree with.

Minor setback. Let Trump have his day in the sun and all.

They’ll figure a way to keep us in  the game.

”We don’t need no stinking badges!” Lol

[vonclod]

It looks like America is paying out 10 to 1 for the Iran war.

So for military costs are $34 billion, and Iran walks away with $325B.

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Shart of the deal..his nibs is the best dealmaker!

He's so deep in it he will give away the farm. Lets see if Israel fucks the whole thing up anyway.

[SteamyAmerican]

Shart of the deal..his nibs is the best dealmaker!

He's so deep in it he will give away the farm. Let’s see if Israel fucks the whole thing up anyway.

Oh they will. For sure.

It’ll be business as usual in Gaza and Lebanon shelling kids. Droning women.

What can ya do. They need America to tap back in and become invested.

Wonder what that will look like……..

[EXETER]

Well... It's a deal! 
 
 

So, it's not a regime change as much as a forced succession.  We kind of just "topped" them like a plant, left a little new growth, and hopefully are keeping some pesticide and shears handy...

*But, I have something to still bitch about!

What about "Iran no longer getting to inflict an authoritative theocratic regime and oppress its citizens?" Wasn't that one if the main original reasons? The liberation of Iranians.  There were more world-liberation motives initially.  More belief Iran would be reborn differently..

Did Trump back off the social liberation part when agreeing to respect their sovereignty? 

Where is the, "Iran agrees to no longer imprison and murder woman who get caught by IRGC modesty patrols showing the top of their head?" 

Sure we didn't just hijack the world to tread water for 100+ days and reset Iran with a new Ayatollah commanding a decimated military infrastructure?

Trump's real motive for attacking Iran had nothing to do with social liberation or even terminating their nuclear weapons program.  That was all just window dressing to cover his real motive, which was to grab their oil.  The same game plan he used in Venezuela.  He thought Whiskey Pete could pull it off for him.  When it didn't work, he lost interest, became bored, and is now just trying to find a way out that isn't too embarrassing.

[Astyanax]

I wonder how long it'll last before the Iranian weasels cheat out of it?

The same weasels who honoured the last deal scrupulously until Trump tore it up?
 

Kill joos

You have a persecution complex.

Guess which Middle Eastern country is home to the most Jews after Israel?

Iran has been a victim of Western aggression ever since the days of the Great Game. Western interference in Iranian affairs was a direct cause of the Great Persian Famine and was made explicit by the Anglo-Russian convention of 1907.  Iranian regimes continued to be Western puppets until the Anglo-Soviet invasion of Iran during the Second World War.

At the Tehran Conference, the Allies promised Iran independence after the war. The promise was kept for less than eight years. In 1951, the British and American secret services overthrew the democratically elected government of Iran and reimposed the old status quo, this time with an American puppet in charge.

Whatever the crimes of the current Iranian regime (and they are vastly exaggerated by the media machine of the Great Satan), it is the Iranians, not the West or ‘the joos’ as you call them, who are the real victims of history. And if they hate you, can you blame them?

The persecution of the people of Iran is the original sin of the modern West.

[Astyanax]

Let’s see how much of a surrender document the ‘peace deal’ turns out to be.
 

We don’t have the text yet, but on the basis of how the deal was being briefed by the administration late last week, it does not solve in any conclusive way the issues that apparently motivated Trump’s attack in the first place, nor those which drove Iran’s aggressive retaliation. 

Bibi and Don’s little escapade is over. The Iranians won.

[Creaky]

Then gang up and nuke us.

*shrugs*

That’s your attitude mate, not mine. 
That is why the world is turning on the US, why people are hating the US, why some of its own citizens are fed up, your a fallen nation where your solution is killing people 
Get a stool, get a mirror, lift your skirt and have a good hard look at yourself

[IDELB2006]

@vonclod

 
Shart of the deal..his nibs is the best dealmaker!

He's so deep in it he will give away the farm. Lets see if Israel fucks the whole thing up anyway.

Looks like the only thing left to do is the Trump apology tour.

Taiwan: Nine said you were his, there was nothing I could do. Those Chinese are so crafty.

Greenland and Cuba: Just kidding, I spent all my war allowance on the Hormuz Independence celebration. You are safe for now.

Canada: We know your stealing our maple syrup somehow, but we love your poutine. Can we talk?

[andy06shake]

Good news for once.

Let's hope everything goes well and they manage to actually sign an agreement on Friday that holds...

A question that does spring to mind, once the strait is reopened, how long will it take them to deal with the buildup and backlog of traffic in the area?

[Orby]

Well Don Donald and Peter, you put the persians back 20 years militray plus they are gonna struggle to come up with a nuke. So far the Mullahs have killed in demonstrations or following executions 50 thousand of their own peopl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can now relax and go get stuck into the next world issue having handed the regional policeman role to the IDF. By doing what you've done the IDF are now the regional power, their technology is decades ahead of anything anyone else in the eastern Mediterranean, arab land, or Persian Gulf can field. Who would've believed it a few decades ago that the post holocaust jews in a few decades would become the regional power and able to destroy anything with minimal effective response, and that's with them keeping the gloves on