'Donald Trump is dead' conspiracy as sleuths think they've proved it with pizza order

[Kurokage]

This just popped up on the News Feeds!!   I'm reading it with my tongue largely planted in my cheek!!

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...s-35818634

Donald Trump health fears have yet again been sparked as some eagle eyed internet detectives have theorised that the president could even be dead – and it's all down to pizza!

Internet detectives think they've found proof that president Donald Trump is dead – and it's through the pizza deliveries around the White House. It appears overnight officials at the Pentagon in Washington DC ordered several pizzas.
One user on X shared a graph displaying the number of orders and deliveries taken out by several major pizza delivery restaurants. These branches, including Domino's and Papa Johns, had a spike of orders and deliveries at midnight (August 30). Taking to social media, conspiracy theorists suggested this is proof Donald Trump has passed away.
 
The theory, which has been gaining popularity online, suggests workers have been stuck in their offices overnight trying to arrange logistics over the supposed death. Elsewhere, the president has been showing some strange body language behaviours – and even failed to make a public appearance following the shooting in Minneapolis earlier in the week.
The original commenter added: "I was sceptical about all the stuff about trump maybe being dead or like in dire condition but uhhh the pizza index don't lie".

A fourth noted: "Trump hasn't been seen in days. The bruise on his hand. He has no public appearances scheduled Vance said he's 'ready to take over if something happens'. Pentagon Pizza Index 303% spike. Allegedly an ambulance was seen at the white house. The white house has said nothing so far".
 

People taking notice of deliveries to the White House late at night have picked up on things before, and it's usually a hint to something urgent going on!!

What do you guys think?

[UltraBudgie]

Don't forget that the flag at the White House was flown at half-mast!


Well okay, fun theory and all, and amusing how it got all the hopes up on X and Reddit, but...


https://tribune.com.pk/story/2564136/tru...death-hoax

[Kurokage]

Don't forget that the flag at the White House was flown at half-mast!


Well okay, fun theory and all, and amusing how it got all the hopes up on X and Reddit, but...

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https://tribune.com.pk/story/2564136/tru...death-hoax

Like I said in the opening post, my tongue was firmly planted in my cheek when I read and posted it, but this was a conspiracy, so where better than to post it here!!  
Are we going to hear he's a dopple-ganger next!! 

[RandomLurker]

Maybe developments with 3I/ATLAS, and keeping the president in a secured location?

Anyway with a long Federal holiday weekend, DC should be deserted.  A surge in food orders to the Pentagon etc. should indeed raise eyebrows.

[Kurokage]

Maybe developments with 3I/ATLAS, and keeping the president in a secured location?

Anyway with a long Federal holiday weekend, DC should be deserted.  A surge in food orders to the Pentagon etc. should indeed raise eyebrows.

Eagle eyed members of the public have reported on midnight food deliveries before but for the Pentagon. Just hours before Israel reportedly struck targets in Iran in response to Tehran’s earlier drone and missile attacks, pizza orders were booming.

The idea isn’t new. During the Cold War, Soviet operatives observed pizza delivery activity in Washington, believing it signalled crisis preparation inside U.S. intelligence circles. They coined it “Pizzint” — short for pizza intelligence.

This tactic was also used on 1 August 1990, when a Domino’s franchise in Washington noticed a sudden surge in deliveries. The next day Iraq invaded Kuwait.

[Kurokage]

Officials are saying Trump is okay!!  

[FlyersFan]

There are pictures of him playing golf with his granddaughter in Virginia today.
Kinda kills the conspiracy theory.   
Unless you want to go with the 'body double' or 'zombie' kinda thing.  

[KKLoco]

There are pictures of him playing golf with his granddaughter in Virginia today.
Kinda kills the conspiracy theory.   
Unless you want to go with the 'body double' or 'zombie' kinda thing.  

LOL. You think they could find a body double for him? I don't think they could find one. He is very unique looking.

[Oldcarpy2]

There are pictures of him playing golf with his granddaughter in Virginia today.
Kinda kills the conspiracy theory.   
Unless you want to go with the 'body double' or 'zombie' kinda thing.  

I'll go with the Zombie thing....

[FlyersFan]

LOL. You think they could find a body double for him? I don't think they could find one. He is very unique looking.

The hair.
No one else can do that hair.