'Donald Trump is dead' conspiracy as sleuths think they've proved it with pizza order

[Oldcarpy2]

The hair.
No one else can do that hair.  

Who the Hell would want to? 

[xuenchen]

Rumors so desperate they want people to believe an old vid from 2022 showing what LOOKS LIKE somebody being wheeled out of the white House!!!! Well guess who THAT could have been! 

Video release today at the white house. Sources are saying this is donald trump being wheeled out?

[Oldcarpy2]

Rumors so desperate they want people to believe an old vid from 2022 showing what LOOKS LIKE somebody being wheeled out of the white House!!!! Well guess who THAT could have been! 

Video release today at the white house. Sources are saying this is donald trump being wheeled out?

I don't think anyone actually believes this, so you can stand down.

[imitator]

I'll go with the Zombie thing....

I always chalk it up to aliens...
 
First they swapped out Biden, and now it looks like they’ve swapped Trump too.
3I/ATLAS is just swinging by to pick them up.

 

[Oldcarpy2]

I always chalk it up to aliens...
 
First they swapped out Biden, and now it looks like they’ve swapped Trump too.
3I/ATLAS is just swinging by to pick them up.

 

Good call....

[Bootless]

Well now that we think Trump is still alive,
do we get to guess what the big midnight meeting was about?

My guess:
The question whether EO 13224 has enough teeth to designate the Democratic Party as a Domestic terrorist group. Alternatively, frame a new EO with Trump's name on it, listing domestic terror groups.

because, as Steven Miller says:

The Democrat party does not fight for, care about or represent American citizens. It is an entity devoted exclusively to the defense of hardened criminals, gangbangers, and illegal alien killers and terrorists. The Democrat party is not a political party. It is a domestic, extremist organization. 

Stephen Miler called Democratic Party a 'domestic, extremist organization'

What could be more efficient than a one party government?
China seems to be booming.
And their magnets are stronger.

[UltraBudgie]

Officials are saying Trump is okay!!  


[Video: https://youtu.be/kNvXNpJh-WY?si=60ezT41_gsfZobNt]

"Okay"??? How much are they paying them?

That is far from accurate!!!

[Kurokage]

"Okay"??? How much are they paying them?

That is far from accurate!!!

So this could be America is invading some country or finally going full Dictator, and the all nighter was them making war plans active, Or it's Aliens!!

J.D. has found out Trump has been replaced by an Alien clone, and they're trying to figure out how to kill 'it' and make it look like an accident or a democrat supporter did it.  

[FlyersFan]

Well now that we think Trump is still alive,
do we get to guess what the big midnight meeting was about?

Oh that could be fun.  
Tariffs.  
Obama-Judge got partisan and shot down his tariffs.
Or .. you know ... it was about space aliens not being
in the country legally so they had to come up with a 
plan to deport them back to Venus or wherever the 
heck they came from.  

[Oldcarpy2]

Oh that could be fun.  
Tariffs.  
Obama-Judge got partisan and shot down his tariffs.
Or .. you know ... it was about space aliens not being
in the country legally so they had to come up with a 
plan to deport them back to Venus or wherever the 
heck they came from.  

ICE agents and National Guard are en route as we speak to intercept and deport the Green Scum out of our Solar System.

Their ship will be loaded with Fentanyl and ...that sort of thing... Probably.