'Donald Trump is dead' conspiracy as sleuths think they've proved it with pizza order

[WallFlowerActive]

I don't think anyone actually believes this, so you can stand down.

People believe Schiff on having evidence of Russia Trump Collusion.

[andy06shake]

This just popped up on the News Feeds!!   I'm reading it with my tongue largely planted in my cheek!!

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...s-35818634

People taking notice of deliveries to the White House late at night have picked up on things before, and it's usually a hint to something urgent going on!!

What do you guys think?

He's been pictured playing golf.

Looks horrendous all the same.

[FlyersFan]

Looks horrendous all the same.

Then we'll put you in the 'zombie' vote category.
I think we ruled out body doubles ... they can't get the hair right.  

[andy06shake]

Then we'll put you in the 'zombie' vote category.
I think we ruled out body doubles ... they can't get the hair right.  

Yeah, hard to fake that kind of mop i suppose. 

It's the cankles that're frightening.

And can apparently signal serious underlying health issues at his age.

Combine it with the back of the hand bruising....

And i know you don't think he's senile, but he's having issues walking in a straight line, keeping in mind he doesn't drink.

[Oldcarpy2]

Yeah, hard to fake that kind of mop i suppose. 

It's the cankles that're frightening.

And can apparently signal serious underlying health issues at his age.

Combine it with the back of the hand bruising....

And his incoherent ranting?

[Kurokage]

And his incoherent ranting?

So it looks like Zombie Trump is the winner!!

The all nighter was to try to contain the spread in the White House.

[annonentity]

The golf shots were from two months back. The silicon mask must be ready by now.

[UltraBudgie]

The golf shots were from two months back. The silicon mask must be ready by now.

The plot thickens! Like the blood in Donald's ankles.

[Kurokage]

https://www.express.co.uk/

Donald Trump looks 'worse' than Joe Biden in latest pictures as health fears soar.
After Trump was pictured for the first time in days after a brief "disappearance", recent photo of former US President Joe Biden is circulating the internet, as people compare him to Donald Trump while both face ongoing health concerns.
In recent weeks, the 79-year-old president has been spotted in public with swollen ankles, a severely bruised hand, and other signs that have raised concerns about his cognitive health. Most recently, a doctor reportedly warned him that his leg might need to be amputated after identifying a concerning medical issue.
 
After Trump reappeared on the golf course following his brief hiatus, many were quick to point out that he did not look particularly healthy, with one X user drawing the comparison between him and Biden.
Sharing a picture of the two, user @chrisdjackson wrote: "Joe Biden vs Donald Trump today. Speaks for itself, doesn't it? When's the media going to wake up about Trump's failing health and give it even half the coverage they obsessed over with Biden?"

It looks like he's been spotted lurching around a golf course, I think this is how his team got him there!!

[BeTheGoddess]

Prince William shot him.

Na, this is funnier

Conspiracy: Trump sat on his balls and his balls went into his butt and he had to go to the hospital to fart out his balls : conspiracy (reddit.com)