My top ten WORST films

[quintessentone]

Plan 9 from Outer Space
Independence Day 2
The Wraith
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Jaws 4: the Revenge
Whicker Man (the Nicholas Cage one)
Police Academy 4
That's it, losing the will to live now......

I've never seen any of those, maybe because I watch the trailers first. lol

[ArMaP]

I love Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Some so bad they've reached cult status 

Like Birdemic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU

[Oldcarpy2]

I've never seen any of those, maybe because I watch the trailers first. lol

As your lawyer, I advise that you don't.

My fee note will follow....

[quintessentone]

As your lawyer, I advise that you don't.

My fee note will follow....

Let's see a five second output would be $49.99 pounds?

[ArMaP]

I've never seen any of those, maybe because I watch the trailers first. lol

Plan 9 from Outer Space is a classic, the last movie with Bela Lugosi, although Lugosi's scenes were filmed just as test scenes with no real script and added to the movie after Lugosi's death.

[FlyersFan]

When I google 'worst movie of all time' the movie 'Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey' comes up.   Never heard of it but going by the title that's gotta' be some really screwed up movie!  

[Moon68]

As a counter to 'my top ten films' thread.

My top ten WORST films .... 

Cloud Atlas
Son of the Mask
Mickey 17
Elf
Howard the Duck
Johnny Depp version of Willie Wonka
The new Ben Hurr (2016 ?)
Guardians of the Galaxy 3
Blue Lagoon
Return to Blue Lagoon

That being said. 
Some movies are bad but that's what makes them good.
But these have no redeeming quality whatsoever.

I actually like Cloud Atlas and Howard the Duck for what they are.

The rest of your list, bad (yes) but WORST (maybe, maybe not).

GB is scared of being dated by mentioning Ishtar but I'm not. A horrible movie.

Others to consider:

Gigli- My vote for worst movie of all time.
Cutthroat Island with Geena Davis- Absolutely vomitus.
247 Degrees- My daughter picked this gem up for movie night once and was nearly disowned 
Zardoz- And  FSean Connery was embarrassed by The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
Centipede 3- Still a better love story than Twilight.
Jack and Jill- If you've seen it you already know.


Made edits for Cutthroat Island and 247 Degrees F

[Oldcarpy2]

Let's see a five second output would be $49.99 pounds?

Plus care and consideration, uplift and...other tax?

[Oldcarpy2]

When I google 'worst movie of all time' the movie 'Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey' comes up.   Never heard of it but going by the title that's gotta' be some really screwed up movie!  

Watched the trailer..... that's a no from me.

I forgot, or tried to, Frankenstein's Army.

Gave me nightmares.

The Babadook was seriously crap, too.

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Hey, I liked Brook Shields worst movie... but I was 7 at the time. 

Worst movies? 

Waterworld  - *Impersonating David Spade*: I liked it better the first time I saw it, when it was on land and called Mad Max. And there's not enough water to do that.

Armegeddon - Texas is 1300 km across. That's larger than the diameter Pluto. The Asteroid would be in hydrostatic equilibrium. And SOMETHING WOULD BE VERY WRONG WITH THE SOLAR SYSTEM. And I fucking hate looking at Liv Tyler's mouth.

Con Air - Poor John Malkovich. The hilarity of Nick Cage doing a southerm accent couldn't save it.

Lost In Translation - The relationship that would never happen in real llife. Sexist aging male fantasy.

God Is Not Dead - A Frieghtening, fundimentalist call to arms. It made me want to strive to go to hell.

Inception. - "making something overly complex and layered does not make it good." - South Park

K-Pax - I swear this was produced by scientology. The fugue state alien soul with an antipsychology message from the stars.

San Andreas - Who the fuck was their technical advoisor? I can let go the Armegeddon asteroid the size of Pluto, but not the geological sequence in THAT movie.

You start with a 7.1 on a fault (by the Hoover Dam) WAAAAAY over in the basin and range that somehow jumps right over the Garlock Fault and transfers its energy south to the San Andreas, triggering a 9.1 on a lateral strike-slip fault, which then reverses it's energy back North, sequences over Parkfield, and causes THE LARGEST EARTHQUAKE EVER RECORDED, a 9.6 by San Francisco, on another lateral slip (non-subduction) fault - at a magnitude not even remotely accommodated by the possible length of fault rupture. It's like they didnt even bother with plausibility or science.

 I didnt go into this movie with expectation of true science, but as Joel Hodgeson ready to decimate the terrible disaster movie. And it lived up to my expectations. 

Finish off with Cameron Diaz.

There's Something About Mary - This was the most cringe-inducing Farley Brothers movie ever made. All their movies are stupid (Like Dumb and Dumber), but this one added PAIN and Ben Stiller. Stupid gags and idiot humor.

Very Bad Things - Kill an asian hooker, then a security guard, watch a movie that is essentially everyone killing each-other, as you, the audience cringes watching the protagonists compound their bad decisions. I realize thats the point, but its still hard to watch.