Lesbian Space Vampires

[MonkMode]

I just love how subjects like this sound so whacky, You can confess all You want, and even if there are any normies reading it, nobody would believe it in the least.

It is like making an embarrassing confession sarcastically.

[FULCRUM331]

All I know is that if given the choice and if I have to defend myself against lesbian space vampires, I am prepared.

I have developed my own version of self defense based on the cartoon Pom Poko. Watching raccons fighting against developers using nothing but their nutsacks gave me some ideas.

I can almost use mine as a flying wing suit.

[Sirius]

I can neither confirm or deny it but the method to summon a Space Vampire is not complicated. Just do a Karezza on yourself in fantasy, the important bit is not to climax and then sleep. Don't do it without sleep otherwise Bob might come and he is nasty, unless that's your thing. hmmmm Bob hahahahah tickle tickle

[MonkMode]

The Space Vampire will start getting annoyed with the Karezza, and reveal itself, with wet dream spam.

That is when one needs to shift to Brahmacharya master mode.

[Oldcarpy2]

I have no idea what you lot are on about....

[devilhunter69]

Three of them came to me in a dream once but I knew they were not real and told them so and they got annoyed.
I was suddenly paralysed and the three of them made love to each other right in front of me for what seemed like hours and I could only watch - bitches !

[KKLoco]

They made a movie about this.

[David64]

I have no idea what you lot are on about....

Well, with all the pegging and flying nut sacks, I'm pretty sure we don't want to.

[David64]

I can almost use mine as a flying wing suit.

That's the most disturbing mental image I've had since that night I........never mind.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[GENERAL EYES]

One of the primary phases of World Domination is releasing the Space Vixens to distract and drain resources from the males of the dominant species in order to create "hyrbids" that will eventually take over the planet through a multigenerational attack strategy.

I warned you guys on ATS in 2006 about this, and you all laughed or got excited about the prospect.

I'm sorry I cannot help you defeat them.

Stay vigilant.