Lesbian Space Vampires

[chr0naut]

They got me in 2022. They're smokin' hot babes with their beautiful smiles and big firm.....anyway.

Don't trust'em fellas. They're only out for one thing.

Don't be numbed into a false sense of security.

If they give you a back rub, its most probable that they are actually going for the wallet!

[argentus]

I am an avid researcher.   I truly lover measurable data.  It is  the real reflection of life.  

It appears that Lesbian Space Vampires are a genuine threat to the real world. 

Surely there must be a death ray in the catacombs of Hollywood's warehouses.

[Sirius]

The Space Vampire will start getting annoyed with the Karezza, and reveal itself, with wet dream spam.

That is when one needs to shift to Brahmacharya master mode.

shhhh! this a dangerous place, the ministry has agents everywhere. We must tread carefully when speaking about the independence of Man. No, you must give the appearance of embracing base nature. Proclaim surrender to carnal instincts in greeting loudly and proudly. Remember the lessons.

[UltraBudgie]

shhhh! this a dangerous place, the ministry has agents everywhere. We must tread carefully when speaking about the independence of Man. No, you must give the appearance of embracing base nature. Proclaim surrender to carnal instincts in greeting loudly and proudly. Remember the lessons.

Bah! Simple truths, spoken plainly and with clarity! Protect your precious bodily fluids!

See the documentaries Dr Strangelove:



And it's sequel, The World, the Flesh, and The Devil:



Do you see Harry Belafonte? Do you? That's you!

Diegetic sound, grasshopper! Diegetic sound! That is key!

[MonkMode]

Protect your precious bodily fluids.



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Do you see Harry Belafonte? Do you? That's you

People think their sperm & ova are just made from their private parts, but they come the center of every cell in the body IMO.

As for Harry Belafonte, this one is my favorite.

[MonkMode]

shhhh! this a dangerous place, the ministry has agents everywhere. We must tread carefully when speaking about the independence of Man. No, you must give the appearance of embracing base nature. Proclaim surrender to carnal instincts in greeting loudly and proudly. Remember the lessons.

It should come as no surprise to me, that everybody’s first response to my theory would be, at best, NO, there must be another way?..?..?

[UltraBudgie]

It should come as no surprise to me, that everybody’s first response to my theory would be, at best, NO, there must be another way?..?..?

Not everyone. Obviously, most think you're cocopuffs, but among those who don't, some think that the reason we are here is to explore our sin, not to perfect our purity. Once you start listening for it, it's easy to tell the difference.

[Sirius]

Not everyone. Obviously, most think you're cocopuffs, but among those who don't, some think that the reason we are here is to explore our sin, not to perfect our purity. Once you start listening for it, it's easy to tell the difference.

no it's actually a lack of discernment, you are very very bad at connecting dots

[UltraBudgie]

no it's actually a lack of discernment, you are very very bad at connecting dots

Well then connect them for us, please. Illuminate, dot-master.

[Sirius]

Well then connect them for us, please. Illuminate, dot-master.

uhm no, i'm just going to sit on the mountain and sneer down at you tonight