The International League of Jerks

[sahgwa]

ILoJ ToDo List (Top Secret Do Not Post!)

✔ Make milk caps smaller and harder to open
✔ Change all "keep logged in" and "don't ask again" webpage options to be non-functional
✔ Adjust notch location on tear-open bags to tear above the glue line
✔ Remove perforations from the push-to-open circle on mac-n-cheese boxes
Find an even more annoying hotdog-pack to bun-bundle ratio?
Bill's new vaccine idea

Make all ziploc (sic) bags function exactly only one time. Then the zipper only closes half way or derails.

[BeTheGoddess]

Put them in the walls during renovation projects.

Or, if you pour a new concrete slab, sink a couple in the cement,

If these dumb dykes.... yeah

https://www.news.com.au/national/western...1a64d6139c

[Thoughtful3]

ILoJ ToDo List (Top Secret Do Not Post!)

✔ Make milk caps smaller and harder to open
✔ Change all "keep logged in" and "don't ask again" webpage options to be non-functional
✔ Adjust notch location on tear-open bags to tear above the glue line
✔ Remove perforations from the push-to-open circle on mac-n-cheese boxes
Find an even more annoying hotdog-pack to bun-bundle ratio?
Bill's new vaccine idea

How about making plastic shampoo bottles so tough that you can't squeeze the shampoo out. I even tried standing on it. Only solution was to saw off the top.

Why are they doing this  Wut have I ever done to them

[Kurokage]

ILoJ ToDo List (Top Secret Do Not Post!)

✔ Make milk caps smaller and harder to open
✔ Change all "keep logged in" and "don't ask again" webpage options to be non-functional
✔ Adjust notch location on tear-open bags to tear above the glue line
✔ Remove perforations from the push-to-open circle on mac-n-cheese boxes
Find an even more annoying hotdog-pack to bun-bundle ratio?
Bill's new vaccine idea

I think you must of worked for 'them' creating mayhem amongst the people, and are now whistle blowing and revealing their secrets!!

Good for you sir!! 

[UltraBudgie]

How about making plastic shampoo bottles so tough that you can't squeeze the shampoo out. I even tried standing on it. Only solution was to saw off the top.

Why are they doing this  Wut have I ever done to them

True! An opening exactly narrow enough that it gets coated with left-over shampoo and clogs after 3-4 uses. Bwa-hahaha!

I got my own squeeze bottles and dispense shampoo and liquid soap into them directly, to avoid this little prank, but they still get me with the kitchen dish liquid, which immediately develops soap-boogers and clogs if I forget to close the cap each time.

[Thoughtful3]

True! An opening exactly narrow enough that it gets coated with left-over shampoo and clogs after 3-4 uses. Bwa-hahaha!

I got my own squeeze bottles and dispense shampoo and liquid soap into them directly, to avoid this little prank, but they still get me with the kitchen dish liquid, which immediately develops soap-boogers and clogs if I forget to close the cap each time.

You have given me a great idea.

I have another one. Who was the genius that arranged to have the lights go out in the hotel room when someone leaves the room? Gasp could it be that someone remained behind?

I was taking a shower, lots of suds in my hair, my son headed out and I was plunged into darkness.
Fun times.

[Vulture]

Why are they doing this  Wut have I ever done to them

They do it because it annoys you.  You personally have done nothing to them. That's what makes it all so diabolical!

It's just how the ILoJ is!