The International League of Jerks

[UltraBudgie]

ILoJ ToDo List (Top Secret Do Not Post!)

✔ Make milk caps smaller and harder to open
✔ Change all "keep logged in" and "don't ask again" webpage options to be non-functional
✔ Adjust notch location on tear-open bags to tear above the glue line
✔ Remove perforations from the push-to-open circle on mac-n-cheese boxes
Find an even more annoying hotdog-pack to bun-bundle ratio?
Bill's new vaccine idea

[Vulture]

ILoJ ToDo List (Top Secret Do Not Post!)

✔ Make milk caps smaller and harder to open
✔ Change all "keep logged in" and "don't ask again" webpage options to be non-functional
✔ Adjust notch location on tear-open bags to tear above the glue line
✔ Remove perforations from the push-to-open circle on mac-n-cheese boxes
Find an even more annoying hotdog-pack to bun-bundle ratio?
Bill's new vaccine idea

This is the most diabolical list I have ever read in my life!  And believe me, I've read some scary stuff!

 

[BeTheGoddess]

ILoJ ToDo List (Top Secret Do Not Post!)

✔ Make milk caps smaller and harder to open
✔ Change all "keep logged in" and "don't ask again" webpage options to be non-functional
✔ Adjust notch location on tear-open bags to tear above the glue line
✔ Remove perforations from the push-to-open circle on mac-n-cheese boxes
Find an even more annoying hotdog-pack to bun-bundle ratio?
Bill's new vaccine idea

You could have told me not to post BEFORE I arranged the billboards--ya jerk lol

[UltraBudgie]

Another thread has reminded me of one more ILoJ coup:

✔ Change the valve on squeezable ketchup bottles to not dispense at all unless squeezed with the might of Hercules, at which point 2/3 of a cup of ketchup is dispensed all at once, in a spray approaching 120 mph.

Bwa-hahaha!

[BeTheGoddess]

Ok, so lifesize plastic skeletons are something you dont want to order too many of them that end up surplus after...

Cut up the surplus plastic skeletons and place them in a bag and bury them in you neighbors yard.

[UltraBudgie]

Ok, so lifesize plastic skeletons are something you dont want to order too many of them that end up surplus after...

Cut up the surplus plastic skeletons and place them in a bag and bury them in you neighbors yard.

Nah, leave them in the woods, just barely within sight of hiking trails.

just kidding please don't litter it makes the trees cry

[putnam6]

I do like the new name for the mudpit...

[BeTheGoddess]

Nah, leave them in the woods, just barely within sight of hiking trails.

just kidding please don't litter it makes the trees cry

and in their possession an antique wrist watch and a copy of...

Edit link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubaiyat_of_Omar_Khayyam

[UltraBudgie]

I like to troll people into peeling and eating their bananas from the bananus end first.

"That's how monkeys do it! It works better!"

[Moon68]

Ok, so lifesize plastic skeletons are something you dont want to order too many of them that end up surplus after...

Cut up the surplus plastic skeletons and place them in a bag and bury them in you neighbors yard.

Put them in the walls during renovation projects.

Or, if you pour a new concrete slab, sink a couple in the cement,