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(09-28-2025, 07:47 AM)BeTheGoddess Wrote: (09-28-2025, 07:47 AM)BeTheGoddess Wrote: Is your diaper rash in metric or imperial(AF), and does your insurance cover internal flooding damage?.
This it the best reason to just steal your neighbours car
Is your diaper rash in metric or imperial(AF), and does your insurance cover internal flooding damage?.
This it the best reason to just steal your neighbours car
My diaper rash is in imperial naturally. And the flood damage is extensive, beyond repair. The insurance company is now suing me for emotional damages after their adjusters saw the interior. 
See, I would have stolen his car if A) I didn't like him and B) I know the ILoJ's would just do it over again so what's the point?
And you all thought the ILoJ was a joke. You feel silly now, don't you?! What happened to me could very well happen to you.
And I'm gone.... Like a crack in the past....
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(08-16-2025, 09:22 PM)Vulture Wrote: Need help unlocking a Walmart display case? Good luck. T.I.L.o.J. has ensured the only employee with the key is on break... in another dimension.
Amazingly enough, that is absolutely true.
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(09-28-2025, 08:09 PM)Unknownparadox Wrote: Amazingly enough, that is absolutely true.
Of course, you think the ILoJ is a joke?!
They may only be minor inconviences, but they add up to become life ruining. This is how the ILoJ work. Now that you know, you'll notice it more and more. Be warned! 
And I'm gone.... Like a crack in the past....
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As halloween approaches, we must plan our pranks in advance, so make sure yu have an old birdcage and a plastic doll ready...
I was not here.
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(09-30-2025, 01:37 AM)BeTheGoddess Wrote: As halloween approaches, we must plan our pranks in advance, so make sure yu have an old birdcage and a plastic doll ready...
I don't like where this is going.
Will an old hamster cage and an old He-Man action figure work? If you prefer Thundercats, I have Lion-O. But I want them back, no keeps!  
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(09-30-2025, 12:57 PM)Vulture Wrote: I don't like where this is going.
Will an old hamster cage and an old He-Man action figure work? If you prefer Thundercats, I have Lion-O. But I want them back, no keeps!
Action figures are kinda not liege and hollow enough to have a light in their head and counter weighted motors in the arms. Pull apart an old xbox controller for the coter weight and not the woman across the streets dildo.
Unless you ask her first.
I was not here.
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And I'm gone.... Like a crack in the past....
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(09-28-2025, 08:03 PM)Vulture Wrote:
My diaper rash is in imperial naturally. And the flood damage is extensive, beyond repair. The insurance company is now suing me for emotional damages after their adjusters saw the interior.
See, I would have stolen his car if A) I didn't like him and B) I know the ILoJ's would just do it over again so what's the point?
And you all thought the ILoJ was a joke. You feel silly now, don't you?! What happened to me could very well happen to you.
It won't happen to them. We like BeTheGoddess....and your neighbor.
It's just you....sorry.
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(10-01-2025, 01:30 PM)Moon68 Wrote: It's just you....sorry.
Why? What have I ever done to be singled out? Oh right, calling the ILoJ out....
Is it too late to join? Ya know, I'm something of a jerk myself. I pay my electric bills in person. With pennies.
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(08-16-2025, 09:22 PM)Vulture Wrote: Let me introduce you to a secret society you’ve never heard of—but you’ve definitely felt their wrath. They have no logo, no headquarters, no catchy jingle. You're inducted to their insidious cabal with no pomp or ceremony.
They operate in the shadows. From the aging McDonald's in rural Arkansas to the chaotic bazaars of Cairo, and even the sleek bodegas tucked beneath Manhattan’s skyscrapers—there is no escape.
They are everywhere: fast food workers, furniture salespeople, retail clerks, receptionists. Their reach is vast. Their mission? Mild inconvenience. Their name? The International League of Jerks (T.I.L.o.J.)
Ever ordered a 20-piece McNugget meal and received 19 nuggets or zero / wrong sauce? T.I.L.o.J. strikes again.
Bought a cute Ikea bed only to discover the instructions were written in ancient Sumerian and you're missing one crucial bolt? Classic T.I.L.o.J. move.
Waiting at the doctor’s office 45 minutes past your appointment time? T.I.L.o.J. is watching.
Need help unlocking a Walmart display case? Good luck. T.I.L.o.J. has ensured the only employee with the key is on break... in another dimension.
Historians believe this cabal dates back to ancient Rome, when a thrifty sandal-maker named Augustus Florian sold DIY sandal kits to soldiers—always missing a strap or buckle. Why? To save a few denarii. That petty act of frugality snowballed into a global empire of minor annoyances.
So next time you’re one Allen wrench short of a complete life, just know: you’ve been touched by the League. And they’re just getting started. You heard it here folks, I'm risking getting annoyed telling you this. Remember me!
I wonder how TILoJ manages to keep their operations running smoothly, with so many jerks around. Do they practise a rule of non interference with League business? There are no inner-League rivalries? Is a jerk always a jerk?
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