‘Possibly hostile’ alien threat detected in unknown interstellar object

[alysha angel]

when was this space object supposed to hit earth? 
sometime this month....
it if is aliens then im sure their medical tech is far advanced than ours and this guys can cure cancer, regrow bone loss and regrow teeth , all of which is coming along but at a snails pace, some of us need these things now..

[chr0naut]

In breaking news, the Smithsonian Institutions chief astrophysycist, Hans (Chicken) Little, has announced on behalf of Elon Musk, that using the 'Large Astoundingly Really Powerful telescope' (LARP), he has detected thousands of objects heading into our solar system from deep-deep state space.

As this is the first interstellar armarda ever detected, it has been labelled AiLARP (to differentiate it from other interstellar objects).

AiLARP has a complex orbit that will intersect with all planets in the Solar System, and also the Sun, which it will turn off, plunging the Earth into darkness and triggering Armageddon (not the movie).

Professor Loeb has unofficially said, "I told you so!", and is preparing to greet the new interstellar overlords on our behalf, and has briefed the President who commented, "Look over there, no, over there! Not at these files that don't exist, or the economy. Look over there!"

LOL

[UltraBudgie]

Humans have never travelled beyond 100 miles up (low earth orbit), except for the "apollo" missions, and I'm not convinced that the freemasons didn't fake those. Certainly humans have never travelled beyond the orbit of the moon. Until 10,000s of people have, and returned, and brought tangible evidence and incontrovertible testimony back, I'll still have my doubts. Maybe as soon as something get high enough it dissolves back into the simulation or containment bubble and the moon-supercomputer fakes the so-called "telemetry" from it? Like it does for the holographic projections to telescopes and such that are the only basis for the "science" of astronomy. Oh look, this blob looks like a sea-horse! It's absurd; they've got us chasing our tails. The universe is 5 billion years old! No wait, 11 billion! And it will be eaten by a giant hole or space goat or something! Absurd. Keep funding NASA. At least their computer-generated images make nice desktop wallpaper.

So what is this comet supposed to do now, once it comes out of the House of the Virgin?

[BeTheGoddess]

Humans have never travelled beyond 100 miles up (low earth orbit), except for the "apollo" missions, and I'm not convinced that the freemasons didn't fake those. Certainly humans have never travelled beyond the orbit of the moon. Until 10,000s of people have, and returned, and brought tangible evidence and incontrovertible testimony back, I'll still have my doubts. Maybe as soon as something get high enough it dissolves back into the simulation or containment bubble and the moon-supercomputer fakes the so-called "telemetry" from it? Like it does for the holographic projections to telescopes and such that are the only basis for the "science" of astronomy. Oh look, this blob looks like a sea-horse! It's absurd; they've got us chasing our tails. The universe is 5 billion years old! No wait, 11 billion! And it will be eaten by a giant hole or space goat or something! Absurd. Keep funding NASA. At least their computer-generated images make nice desktop wallpaper.

So what is this comet supposed to do now, once it comes out of the House of the Virgin?

...just check out the books they own, Masons they knew it, but refused to show it yall...

[putnam6]

when was this space object supposed to hit earth? 
sometime this month....
it if is aliens then im sure their medical tech is far advanced than ours and this guys can cure cancer, regrow bone loss and regrow teeth , all of which is coming along but at a snails pace, some of us need these things now..

Only if the PIC approves.... the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex 

[BeTheGoddess]

Only if the PIC approves.... the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex 

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GSK grows a variety of opium called Arctic White.

Opium is water soluble...

Sorry Im lost I think this may be my bus...

[putnam6]

GSK grows a variety of opium called Arctic White.

Opium is water soluble...

Sorry Im lost I think this may be my bus...

No worries, I was going off on a pharmaceutical conglomerate rant.

They don't want cures; they prefer treatments

[Stealth Blimp]

If only Patrick was still with us to give us his thoughts on these comets.