US-Iran War Mudpit Thread

[putnam6]

[DBCowboy]

I thought we were listing Trump's positive traits

*shrugs*

Thank you for outing yourself as anti-American.

We see you know.

[cherokeetroy]

Thank you for outing yourself as anti-American.

We see you know.

Do you know how many times you've told me, "we see you"

Should I look for an unmarked van with no plates parked across the street?

[putnam6]

If true, it's on like Donkey Kong



Hamidreza Azizi
@HamidRezaAz
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Iranian state TV says “there is over a 90% probability“ that the attacks on the Siri and Lavan oil facilities (a few hours after the ceasefire) were carried out by the UAE using Mirage jets, and that #Iran’s strike on Fujairah was a response to it.

In the meantime, there is a growing discussion in Iran’s expert community that the UAE, likely in coordination with #Israel, wants the ceasefire to collapse and to keep the United States engaged in the war.

[Vermilion]

Do you know how many times you've told me, "we see you"

Should I look for an unmarked van with no plates parked across the street?

“My bedroom in my mom’s basement has windows” isn’t the flex you think it is.

[Kwaka]

Israel does have a tight grip on American politics. How that relationship goes with future elections ain't looking good with all the dramas and expense Israel is creating for the American public.

[cherokeetroy]

“My bedroom in my mom’s basement has windows” isn’t the flex you think it is.

I see MAGA is fluent in the art of gangstalking

that's not creepy...

[putnam6]

This is as likely a scenario as impeachment....


Reza Sad

@rezasadx

Translated from PersianShow original

Short report from our combat identification officer (Mr. Snap) in Tehran:
- At any moment, a military clash may erupt between the IRGC faction and Qalibaf.
- The IRGC claims that the "ceasefire" must be permanent and not just for two weeks.
- Qalibaf has called "them" fools for insisting on focusing solely on "military" matters.
- Intense factional jockeying is underway among the remnants of the regime, and everyone is in a state of extreme panic.
- In the "networks" of intelligence circles tied to the IRGC, the rumor is circulating that Qalibaf is Israel's "super spy" in Iran.
- Qalibaf's protection team has been completely replaced, and currently, nearly 300 Iraqi Hashd al-Shaabi militants from the forces of "Abu Azrael" are guarding him.
- We will monitor the disputes between Qalibaf and the IRGC with complete relish.
End of interim report, for public viewing.
R.



جمال عبدالعزيز التميمي
@Jamal_Atamimi
Translated from Arabic
Qalibaf and Araghchi request American permission to travel by plane to Islamabad.

How is that possible? The victor asks permission from the defeated?!

[chr0naut]

These are nonstarters.   They will not be agreed to.

I believe that for the brief duration of the cease-fire, they were agreed to, so that something more acceptable could be negotiated more permanently.

However, Israel broke the cease-fire within hours and Iran responded.

[cherokeetroy]

I think this will all work out so long as Marco Rubio (or whoever) keeps drafting the mediator's statements for them.

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No, he always refers to himself in the third person. But then forgets he does that and neglects to remove it from the post.  

Good thing one of the Sunni monarch Gulf States didn’t write it.

Al Bakistani, with some sincerity, request the Filthy Shia Muslim Dogs reopen the Strait of Hormuz now, or we WILL let The USA and Israel completely destroy you.

So basically Trump asked Pakistan to ask Trump for a 2 week ceasefire
and Trump agreed to a ceasefire without Iran, US or Israel actually cease firing

Then Trump claimed Iran opened the Strait of Hormuz without Iran actually opening the Strait of Hormuz

Do I have this right?