'Donald Trump is dead' conspiracy as sleuths think they've proved it with pizza order

[UltraBudgie]

[imitator]

He was probably down there raging over the CCTV.... he probably does that every day. 

Yeah, there’s always some kind of construction at the White House.

But that spike in TACAMOs and Blackhawks while he was missing isn’t something to gloss over. 

[Kurokage]

I like the theory that he was in the White House basement sperging over CCTV footage, trying to find a contractor he could blame for scratching his dumbass soft-stone pavers:
 

 

That does sound very much like Trump, he seems very much like a guy that can bear a grudge! Maybe the 'narco boat' was actually the contractor trying to flee!!

[Kaiju666]

He's been pictured playing golf.

Looks horrendous all the same.

And the Legal Peoples of America still voted him in as president twice …probably three times. Shazam!

[Kurokage]

And the Legal Peoples of America still voted him in as president twice …probably three times. Shazam!

A 3rd term is against the 22nd amendment of the Constitution.

The 22nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, ratified in 1951, limits a president to two terms in office. This rule was established following Franklin D. Roosevelt’s four-term presidency. Before this amendment, the two-term tradition was an unwritten rule, set by George Washington when he stepped down after his second term.
The amendment states, “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice.” It clarifies that anyone who has served over two years of another president’s term may only be elected once. This wording addresses situations where an individual assumes the presidency mid-term and seeks election thereafter.

[UltraBudgie]

A 3rd term is against the 22nd amendment of the Constitution.

That just says he can't be elected for a third term. He could still become President. The way it would work is the elected VP resigns, the then-President appoints Trump as new VP, Congress approves, then the then-President resigns, then Trump becomes President again.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[Kurokage]

That just says he can't be elected for a third term. He could still become President. The way it would work is the elected VP resigns, the then-President appoints Trump as new VP, Congress approves, then the then-President resigns, then Trump becomes President again.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

He could also decided that his the new King, I think that's more likely from Dementia Don these days!!

[Oldcarpy2]

[Oldcarpy2]

He could also decided that his the new King, I think that's more likely from Dementia Don these days!!

"Emperor', surely?

Clothes, optional.