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I like how you think Carpy, only I would have Red Pandas, specifically trained in Krav Maga and ultra aggressive pet Seahorses to patrol the coastline.
As for my evil plans, I would reforest the Amazon, stop making everything medical be “one time use” so we’re not throwing everything into the ocean or landfill and make the leaders of countries involved in conflict battle it out personally.
But, all from the comfort of my own home of course.
Maybe….
As usual, my 2 pesos…
Tecate
If it’s hot, wet and sticky and it’s not yours, don’t touch it!
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09-03-2025, 12:34 PM
This post was last modified: 09-03-2025, 12:36 PM by Oldcarpy2. 
(09-03-2025, 12:23 PM)Tecate Wrote: I like how you think Carpy, only I would have Red Pandas, specifically trained in Krav Maga and ultra aggressive pet Seahorses to patrol the coastline.
As for my evil plans, I would reforest the Amazon, stop making everything medical be “one time use” so we’re not throwing everything into the ocean or landfill and make the leaders of countries involved in conflict battle it out personally.
But, all from the comfort of my own home of course.
Maybe….
As usual, my 2 pesos…
Tecate
I had thought of highly trained squads of Badgers but I have found them to be a bit too unruly to train.
Obviously, my cat, Carl, would be in charge of Security.
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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(09-03-2025, 12:23 PM)Tecate Wrote: I like how you think Carpy, only I would have Red Pandas, specifically trained in Krav Maga and ultra aggressive pet Seahorses to patrol the coastline.
As for my evil plans, I would reforest the Amazon, stop making everything medical be “one time use” so we’re not throwing everything into the ocean or landfill and make the leaders of countries involved in conflict battle it out personally.
But, all from the comfort of my own home of course.
Maybe….
As usual, my 2 pesos…
Tecate
None of that is evil, though, just good?
(Strokes cat..)
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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(09-03-2025, 11:44 AM)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: I could buy an island with a secret underground base guarded by squads of highly trained killer Penguins where I could hatch my evil plan to take over the World.
If James Bond or similar shows up, I'll shoot him in the face and not give him a tour.
Maybe.
You want South Bruny Island, Tasmania. It will be tropical soon so secure your shed now.
I was not here.
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(09-03-2025, 02:24 PM)BeTheGoddess Wrote: You want South Bruny Island, Tasmania. It will be tropical soon so secure your shed now.
No, my island will be in the South China Sea. The rent is based on me doing the odd favour for my Chinese landlords.....
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'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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(09-03-2025, 02:50 PM)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: No, my island will be in the South China Sea. The rent is based on me doing the odd favour for my Chinese landlords.....
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You cant just claim all of Borneo, I know we all want to but... well you know what happened last time, a laundry man lost some fingers.
I was not here.
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(09-03-2025, 03:01 PM)BeTheGoddess Wrote: You cant just claim all of Borneo, I know we all want to but... well you know what happened last time, a laundry man lost some fingers.
S'allright.
Just a small island will do me.
With my Solex....
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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Just buy a few midcard politicians, as an investment of course
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No winner last night.
The jackpot is now up to $1.7 Billion.
If there is a winner, and they take the lump sum, they'd get about 1/4 of it.
That's a lot of money!
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09-04-2025, 05:51 PM
This post was last modified: 09-04-2025, 05:52 PM by KTemplar. 
Of course make sure my family gets taken care of. Some coworkers too!
Id buy a house with a pool in AZ for my son (He wants to move back there) and myself and one for his best friend so he can live next door. I’d also buy a cabin in the White Mtns of NH. I would build a home for DV survivors in AZ, as I now hate Massachusetts.
St Jude’s, Salvation Army and various other charities.
A new car too, I’ve never owned a new car
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