Lesbian Space Vampires

[Moon68]

Lesbian space vampires controlling Earthmen's prostates is an existential threat to mankind. These bitches gave me cancer in 2019. I had surgery to remove the offending organ, took a week off work to recover (actually I waited to get the catheter removed because when you work with people like Porkchop96 you don't want that around for the fucking around with) and kept driving on. No way was I going to let Satan's concubines keep me down.

How have these she-devils from outer space affected others I wonder? Gimme your stories, real or otherwise.

[David64]

They got me in 2022. They're smokin' hot babes with their beautiful smiles and big firm.....anyway.

Don't trust'em fellas. They're only out for one thing.

[PorkChop96]

Don't trust'em fellas. They're only out for one thing.

[PorkChop96]

You know, now that I think about it, I didn't have testosterone issues until I got married......


If only I had some coworkers that could have warned me and told me not to get married.

[sahgwa]

Lesbian space vampires controlling Earthmen's prostates is an existential threat to mankind. These bitches gave me cancer in 2019. I had surgery to remove the offending organ, took a week off work to recover (actually I waited to get the catheter removed because when you work with people like Porkchop96 you don't want that around for the fucking around with) and kept driving on. No way was I going to let Satan's concubines keep me down.

How have these she-devils from outer space affected others I wonder? Gimme your stories, real or otherwise.

I clicked for pics, man. Great title. 
I am sorry they got to you in the worst of ways, but I am glad you are still among the living, not the undead. 

Are some Earth women really lesbian space vampires in disguise?

[Moon68]

You know, now that I think about it, I didn't have testosterone issues until I got married......


If only I had some coworkers that could have warned me and told me not to get married.

Short of kidnapping you I'm pretty sure we did all we could.

Just think about it like pancakes, it's ok to throw the first one away.

[Oldcarpy2]

This might explain my first wife....

[BeTheGoddess]

I havnt been to a meeting since covid ended.

[IAMTAT]

Lesbian space vampires controlling Earthmen's prostates is an existential threat to mankind. These bitches gave me cancer in 2019. I had surgery to remove the offending organ, took a week off work to recover (actually I waited to get the catheter removed because when you work with people like Porkchop96 you don't want that around for the fucking around with) and kept driving on. No way was I going to let Satan's concubines keep me down.

How have these she-devils from outer space affected others I wonder? Gimme your stories, real or otherwise.

If those alien bloodsucking lesbos want to take my prostate...they'll have to rip it from my cold dead ass.

[Moon68]

If those alien bloodsucking lesbos want to take my prostate...they'll have to rip it from my cold dead ass.

Well, mine came thru my navel.