02-13-2026, 12:36 PM
(02-13-2026, 11:07 AM)FlyersFan Wrote: loopholes ... this is why there are so many jokes about lawyers not getting into Heaven.
Example ...
Why do lawyers in heaven get more perks then the popes who arrive?
Because there are so few lawyers in heaven.
It's 99% of lawyers that give the rest of us a bad name.....
A city lawyer arrives in Heaven, St Peter greets him:
"Congratulations, your the oldest person we've had".
"But I'm only 50"?
"Not according to your billing time sheets..."
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
