Amazon disarms James Bond

[DBCowboy]

The next James Bond will hurt feelings and maybe pinch someone in the arm.

Purple Nurples are too extreme.

And he'll drink Almond milk with a fruit slice.

And be totally beta.

[FlyersFan]

WOKE and LAME.  

Woke takes the 'man' out of men.

[Oldcarpy2]

The next James Bond will hurt feelings and maybe pinch someone in the arm.

Purple Nurples are too extreme.

And he'll drink Almond milk with a fruit slice.

And be totally beta.

And will probably defeat the super villain not by blowing up his secret base but by winning the argument on an internet chat forum.

[UltraBudgie]

And will probably defeat the super villain not by blowing up his secret base but by winning the argument on an internet chat forum.

"Ha! Your memes are powerless against me! Here is a link to a Politico article. Take that!"

[DBCowboy]

James Bond will return in. . . . . . 

Hurt Feelings Are Forever

[Oldcarpy2]

"Ha! Your memes are powerless against me! Here is a link to a Politico article. Take that!"

"Do you expect me  to talk"?

"Yes, Mr Bond.  I expect you to continue to post endlessly..."

[DBCowboy]

"Do you expect me  to talk"?

"Yes, Mr Bond.  I expect you to continue to post endlessly..."

"Curse you Ban-feld!"

[Maxmars]

I saw a MacGyver episode once where he took down an M-16 to use one of the parts as a screwdriver.

You can strip down an M-16 with only bullet casing...

I'm not so sure about Hollywood story-telling though.

[Oldcarpy2]

"Curse you Ban-feld!"

"Cursing is a breach of T&C's.  Ha!  His Majesty's Woke Service wins again.  Roll credits....."

[DBCowboy]

"Cursing is a breach of T&C's.  Ha!  His Majesty's Woke Service wins again.  Roll credits....."

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