Afghan Asylum Seeker Sentenced For Raping Goats And 6-Month-Old Lamb

[worldstarcountry]

Yea .... that was the headline. And well, I don't know if I even take this very seriously and sure it is not funny. But I mean, it is sort of funny in a dark Always Sunny in Philly type of way. At least they got the bastard and the animals are safe. Yes whatever you were thinking for his motives, he in fact vocalizes in court. 

A 19-year-old Afghan man, Massoud S., was tried Monday at the Aix-en-Provence court for sexual assault against six goats, one of which died, and a 6-month-old lamb at an educational farm. He has been convicted and sentenced to 30 months in prison and a ban from French territory.
 
Afghan migrant Massoud S. was initially charged with “serious abuse or act of cruelty against a domestic, tame, or captive animal.” He continued to deny the rapes in this case despite DNA evidence and being caught redhanded raping a goat. He even told a court psychologist that anyone who did rape the animals only did it to “not rape a woman” since “a goat could not identify him afterward.”
The sexual assaults occurred between February and April and on top of the DNA evidence, his phone location also had him pinged to the crime scene.
“I don’t know how to explain it,” he told the magistrates regarding the ample evidence against him.
Massoud S. reportedly repeatedly raped the animals, which all belonged to an animal shelter and educational farm “Un moment” in Les Pennes-Mirabeau, near Marseille.
Cassandra Sortino, the owner of the establishment, remains deeply traumatized by the mass rape of her animals by the Afghan man.
“We set up this association to do good, and the animals were in danger in our own structure. We cannot explain it morally,” she testified. “We feel like we failed.”
 
The incident began in February when she noticed that there were ligature marks on some of the animals’ legs. A veterinarian discovered injuries to the animals’ genitals and traces of blood.
This was enough evidence for Sortino to install a surveillance camera, where she saw a man sneaking into her property and raping animals. She remained in contact with police, and in April, the Afghan man was finally arrested. At the moment he was apprehended, police discovered the man in the middle of the act of raping the goat, wearing latex gloves, and with his pants down.

Does he get points for at least trying to justify it by not raping women as his excuse?? Nope, sorry not a chance in hell! 

A psychiatrist reported the man suffers from no mental disorders, however, he reportedly said while talking about the rapes: “We make a big deal out of it when they’re just animals,”
“I’m a normal person,” he said when confronted with these statements in court.

Well man, he is lucky he did not try to molest the goat from this classic.

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

I feel like I should give a shit about this as political baiting for some reason, but you cant argue this when someone calls him an "immigrant goatfucker," so I'm conflicted on how to approach tthis.

So the obigatory disclaimer: Beastiality is a harmful and illegal fetish from damage I don't want to begin to fathom. It is not specific to any one culture, apart from maybe Norrhern Mexico and donkeys. This does not prove Afghanistan is entirely made of fucked up people that do  things with goats, or representative of their culture itself.

Please keep most T/Cs in mind and ACTUALLY try to NOT make this same old launch pad to attack European countries for their immigration policy. Just discuss this isolated incident of the sentenced asylee goatfucker in France. 

I also feel for the French goats, and wish them the best in recovery from their trauma. May they get the help they deserve. :(

I also cant take this seriously, but I am mostly serious about wanting to keep this from being another one of those type of threads.

[worldstarcountry]

WTH?! Whats happening right now? I just wanted to make fun of a goat fucker. I was hoping for an endless reply of puns from the comedy side of things. I forgot to put the link in the OP.

Perhaps you should leave a joke? Arent there old puns about a Scotsman and his goats? Or were those sheep?
I found this funny one here

A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b----, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Hey lighten up, lets see what you got!

[andy06shake]

WTH?! Whats happening right now? I just wanted to make fun of a goat fucker. I was hoping for an endless reply of puns from the comedy side of things. I forgot to put the link in the OP.

Perhaps you should leave a joke? Arent there old puns about a Scotsman and his goats? Or were those sheep?
I found this funny one here
Hey lighten up, lets see what you got!

The stereotype is almost always about sheep, but yeah, sometimes goats.

Truth is through, you're apt to be hard pushed to find many Highland shepherds in this day and age.

People from Wales tend to take it even tighter with the sheep jokes.

Still rather a crude ethnic stereotypes all the same...

As to the monster in question, i would stone it to death...Yuk.

Fun fact, in roughly half the US states, bestiality is considered a misdemeanor offence as opposed to a felony....wtf???

[Cymru]

The stereotype is almost always about sheep, but yeah, sometimes goats.

Truth is through, you're apt to be hard pushed to find many Highland shepherds in this day and age.

People from Wales tend to take it even tighter with the sheep jokes.

Still rather a crude ethnic stereotypes all the same...

As to the monster in question, i would stone it to death...Yuk.

Fun fact, in roughly half the US states, bestiality is considered a misdemeanor offence as opposed to a felony....wtf???

Us Welsh have heard ALL the jokes believe me. 

We never take offence as the particular action has never happened unlike this case. 

My usual reply to comments (predominatly from England) is that we ^%$£ 'em and you eat 'em."

Offended? Moi? Not in the least. If someone can come up with a new slant on it that would be truly impressive.

[andy06shake]

Us Welsh have heard ALL the jokes believe me. 

We never take offence as the particular action has never happened unlike this case. 

My usual reply to comments (predominatly from England) is that we ^%$£ 'em and you eat 'em."

Offended? Moi? Not in the least. If someone can come up with a new slant on it that would be truly impressive.

The thing about offence is that it generally has to be taken, as opposed to given, so it's just water off a duck's back joke-wise...

The fecker raping animals all the same...

They should take that to the edge of a cliff and chuck it off.

[Oldcarpy2]

Us Welsh have heard ALL the jokes believe me. 

We never take offence as the particular action has never happened unlike this case. 

My usual reply to comments (predominatly from England) is that we ^%$£ 'em and you eat 'em."

Offended? Moi? Not in the least. If someone can come up with a new slant on it that would be truly impressive.

"Men of Harlech hear them coming, walk like women, talk like Daleks...etc".

Sorry.

I like Wales and visit often.  The folk there are great.  Mostly....

As for this perp....what can you say, really?

[andy06shake]

"Men of Harlech hear them coming, walk like women, talk like Daleks...etc".

Sorry.

I like Wales and visit often.  The folk there are great.  Mostly....

As for this perp....what can you say, really?

[Oldcarpy2]

I would post Spike Milligan's Pakistani Daleks sketch but it is a bit racist..... 

[worldstarcountry]

Fun fact, in roughly half the US states, bestiality is considered a misdemeanor offence as opposed to a felony....wtf???

Man if that was a felony the Appalachian chicken lovers would launch a second civil war, the likes which makes our current dilemma appear as a training exercise.