Outlaw the Speedo…

[Bootless]

I suppose I should jump into the water here.

Haven't been swimming in decades.

Just woke up from a dream.
Setting: Family reunion
Characters: Family members, including my dad who died 8 years ago.

So my sister was wearing full length denim pants and scuba tank. I don't know what the heck I was wearing. We jump into the salt water to swim to the island not visible because of the slight fog.

The water was so buoyant that I easily breast stroked with my hands out of the water, frog kick only. The coolest part of the dream. Got to the other side where there were picnic tables. Looked over to the right to see the road that connected to the mainland. It wasn't an island after all, it was a strand.

So I exclaimed to a guy I thought was a relative, "We could have driven! Look! The road."

He looked a bit confused and went to his table (which wasn't my "families" table). So I thought, "Oh, not family".

Long story short: None of the people were my family. They were actors. And in hind sight they didn't resemble any of my family members. Strangers.

It took longer than usual for me to realize that this pleasant dream was yet a subtle variation of a recurring nightmare theme.

Moral of the dream: enjoy the swimming regardless.

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Oh yeah, topic speedos.
I could have been wearing speedos.
Nobody knows.

[Quantum12]

Cool dream! Were they having a speedo party? @Bootless

[Bootless]

Cool dream! Were they having a speedo party?

Nah! It was like different family groups with different tables. Trees too, like a park.

The guy in the picture, center foreground resembles the guy I exclaimed to. But he wasn't wearing sunglasses.

Extra note on the dream: The guy playing my dad turned out to be a guy named Johnson,
"But you don't have to call him dad" said my "sister".

[Byrd]

@Bryd
@Oldcarpy2
Here he is looking good. He even comes with a pink speedo, a few stars and a Ken doll! He got cash and is a great family man!
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Yeah, but my hubby's house trained and occasionally cooks and does dishes and he's close enough to hug.  That guy could be AI for all we know (and AI is *terrible* at cuddling.)

[Quantum12]

Why is Divorced Barbie the best one?

It comes with Ken's house, his car, his speedboat....

For a free drink in the Banter Cafe, what do you get if you play a Country and Western song backwards...?

You get your dog, cat, ex-wife, pick up truck and tan Ken in a speedo back. So don’t play country music backwards. 

[Quantum12]

Yeah, but my hubby's house trained and occasionally cooks and does dishes and he's close enough to hug.  That guy could be AI for all we know (and AI is *terrible* at cuddling.)

Yessssss AI can’t do anything right, especially cuddle. AI can’t even spoon or fork. 

I am happy he is house trained! You would be placing blue pads EVERYWHERE! Don’t tell me he cooks in a speedo! 

[Byrd]

Yessssss AI can’t do anything right, especially cuddle. AI can’t even spoon or fork. 

I am happy he is house trained! You would be placing blue pads EVERYWHERE! Don’t tell me he cooks in a speedo!  [Image: https://denyignorance.com//images/addsmi...elpsos.gif]

Well....  sometimes....  ;D

[Quantum12]

Well....  sometimes....  ;D

His food looks amazing.

[Oldcarpy2]

That looks like some sort of crispy sausage chinese pancake roll thing?

Gross.

[Quantum12]

That looks like some sort of crispy sausage chinese pancake roll thing?

Gross.

Yuck!!! It was made with a speedo in mind.