"ZARDOG'S ODYSSEY". A Single Sentance Story.

[Nerb]

And so it was, he was to go on a quest to find the fastest mount in the land, not because he should race Ostriches, but because it's the only way he would get ahead of that bastard who sold him the dodgy grappling hook by using something faster than a Galaxian Hyperbike, if there was such a steed.

[CCoburn]

But if he was going to achieve such a feat beyond his usual areas of expertise he was going to require a bit of assistance, so he popped into a local pub for a pilsner and to familiarize himself with the locals and that's where he first heard her name: Ariana Jones, but she was currently crusading at some Temple of Doom somewhere although due back any day now.

[Nerb]

So Zardog got his hair cut, his moustache trimmed, bought some new leathers and even brushed his teeth in anticipation of meeting this athletic doom-temple babe when she returned with her hard earned treasure and freshly inflated ego.

[Maxmars]

Zardog's plans were succint: "Step one: meet the girl, get her to 'align' with him."

[Nerb]

Step Two: have some fun for a change stealing tat Galaxian Hyperbike and feel a little more socially human instead of risking his life endlessly for pointless revenge against strangers.

[CCoburn]

But Zardog figured he would converge upon these ideas and get himself secured a bit more on four wheels instead of two while at the same time acquiring something a little more female friendly, and at that moment his consciousness became completely flooded with the most glorious images of Dodge Demons, Hellcats, and Chargers.

[Nerb]

Yes, something that stirs up rumblings and awe that he remembers from those days at the arcade, something that always pulled a smile from even the hardest heart and melted it into the pillion seat with an envious gravity.

[CCoburn]

But first he needed to secure a loan, but he loathed loans because the interest rates were so ridiculous, and then he had his eureka moment recalling those two modest gold bars he'd also acquired from the raid on the Elak factory - surely that would satisfy his requirement for a couple of extra wheels!!

[Nerb]

He checked the latest price of Gold and OH BOY! was there something he'd been missing since he last juggled some of the lovely stuff, something that suddenly put a HUGE grin across his face and put a spring in his step.

[Oldcarpy2]

He checked the latest price of Gold and OH BOY! was there something he'd been missing since he last juggled some of the lovely stuff, something that suddenly put a HUGE grin across his face and put a spring in his step.

He then realised he was having a bit of a mid life crisis and thought better of the Hyperbike thing....

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Meanwhile,





high above him, in orbit, unbeknown to Zardog, a Federation Rapid Offensive Cruiser was locking it's weapons onto him and preparing to fire it's deadly lithium flit missiles...

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He then realised he was having a bit of a mid life crisis and thought better of the Hyperbike thing....

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Meanwhile, high above him, in orbit, unbeknown to Zardog, a Federation Rapid Offensive Cruiser was locking it's weapons onto him and preparing to fire it's deadly lithium flit missiles...

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But then a Rebel Cruiser, the War Pig, flitted into existence behind the Federation ship and catching it unawares bored it's twin helical masers into it ripping it apart...

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