Trump shot?

[FlyingClayDisk]

Law enforcement also found a bullet proof vest in his car and another one at his home.

In his 'car'??  Or was it 'van', 'truck'...OR...

Or...his 'dirigible'?...or his  'submarine'...or, his 'unicycle'...or his 'biplane'...or, or, or his (breaking news) SPACESHIP????  I mean, what is his 'vehicle' today, according to the latest "news" reports?  Maybe now there's evidence he 'flew' to the venue on a broomstick like the Wicked Witch of the West!  What stupid BS are authorities and the media spewing today?

I can't believe, after five whole days, authorities still can't get straight what the fuck vehicle this sub-human was driving