Trump Neurosis Thread

[UltraBudgie]

Shit, maybe Trump is trying to make me have TDS! Sure hope things level out, I just checked my numbers after market close and my 401k? Let's just say im not retiring anymore.

Sorry to hear that and I hope things work out well.

Following the markets day-to-day can certainly be a recipe for neurosis.

Think of it like this: Trump is reversing inflation! For years, the stock market has been suffering from inflation far beyond the rest of the economy, with the cost of company shares rising year after year, P:E ratios be damned. Finally we're seeing a reversal of this trend!

[sahgwa]

Moving from the Netherlands and Germany, the land of the beautiful clean refreshing lager to the Western part of the USA, at first the smell alone of IPAs put me a bit off.  But I have a flexible palate and now I enjoy all types of beers.  I like a good hazy IPA at around 7%. Hoppy but not skunky.
If I want a good lager though I have to search for an imported Grolsch is my favourite. Stella changed their recipe to be syrupy and crap now.
Sapporo is not a bad lager.

[Oldcarpy2]

Sorry to hear that and I hope things work out well.

Following the markets day-to-day can certainly be a recipe for neurosis.

Think of it like this: Trump is reversing inflation! For years, the stock market has been suffering from inflation far beyond the rest of the economy, with the cost of company shares rising year after year, P:E ratios be damned. Finally we're seeing a reversal of this trend!

Make America Poorer!

Not so much Liberation Day, more like Global Recession Day?

According to Trump, during his first term, there was no inflation....LOL!

[UltraBudgie]

Make America Poorer!

Not so much Liberation Day, more like Global Recession Day?

According to Trump, during his first term, there was no inflation....LOL!

Yes. For decades, the power to crash the economy has rested with shady back-room dealmakers on Wall Street and other elite financial hubs. Trump is taking back America, showing decisively that they are no longer in control -- that power now rest in the White House, as the People have mandated!

Hmm, this is fun to spin. It really brings the fundamental frothing insanity of the whole system up all sudsy-like.

[Oldcarpy2]

Yes. For decades, the power to crash the economy has rested with shady back-room dealmakers on Wall Street and other elite financial hubs. Trump is taking back America, showing decisively that they are no longer in control -- that power now rest in the White House, as the People have mandated!

Hmm, this is fun to spin. It really brings the fundamental frothing insanity of the whole system up all sudsy-like.

He's certainly taking America back...backwards.

[TzarChasm]

Yeah, those poor penguins are really going to have to come up a counter tariff to Trumps madness.

Fans of the Madagascar cartoon might appreciate this one.

[AngryOldBrewer]

Not that I was ever planning on being able to really retire, 401k or not cuz that's the world but.....
You made me curious...
I haven't checked mine since late January. And.....mine is exactly the same as 2 months ago. hm.
As in +/- a few hundred dollars.

Without divulging anything, it depends on what you sink your 401k into. Or in my case what percentage of the total investment was put into what stock. I split it up among 7 different "stocks"

[sahgwa]

Without divulging anything, it depends on what you sink your 401k into. Or in my case what percentage of the total investment was put into what stock. I split it up among 7 different "stocks"

I don't have the interest in it so i let the Voya people manage it. I saw them moving things around the other month, so maybe thats why it stayed stable.

[UltraBudgie]

Without divulging anything, it depends on what you sink your 401k into. Or in my case what percentage of the total investment was put into what stock. I split it up among 7 different "stocks"

Oh crap I was trying to make a joke about a crazy investment strategy based on the 7 colors of the rainbow and chat-gpt actually hit it out of the park:

Designing an investment strategy based on the seven colors of the rainbow (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet) can be a creative way to categorize different asset classes or investment themes. Here’s a conceptual framework for each color, representing different investment strategies or sectors:
1. Red: High-Risk, High-Reward Investments

Assets: Cryptocurrencies, emerging market stocks, biotech startups.
Strategy: Focus on high-growth potential investments that can yield significant returns but come with higher volatility. Allocate a smaller portion of your portfolio to these assets to manage risk.

2. Orange: Growth Stocks

Assets: Technology companies, renewable energy firms, and innovative consumer goods.
Strategy: Invest in companies with strong growth potential. Look for firms that are expanding rapidly and have a solid business model. Consider a mix of established growth stocks and promising startups.

3. Yellow: Dividend Stocks

Assets: Established companies with a history of paying dividends, such as utilities and consumer staples.
Strategy: Focus on income generation through dividends. This can provide a steady cash flow while also allowing for capital appreciation. Reinvest dividends for compound growth.

4. Green: Sustainable and ESG Investments

Assets: Companies focused on environmental, social, and governance (ESG) criteria, green bonds, and sustainable funds.
Strategy: Invest in companies that prioritize sustainability and ethical practices. This aligns with growing consumer preferences and regulatory trends towards sustainability.

5. Blue: Stable Investments

Assets: Blue-chip stocks, bonds, and real estate investment trusts (REITs).
Strategy: Focus on stable, well-established companies with a history of performance. This portion of the portfolio can provide stability and reduce overall risk.

6. Indigo: International Investments

Assets: Foreign stocks, international mutual funds, and global ETFs.
Strategy: Diversify geographically by investing in international markets. This can help mitigate risks associated with domestic economic downturns and provide exposure to growth in emerging markets.

7. Violet: Alternative Investments

Assets: Commodities, hedge funds, private equity, and collectibles (art, wine).
Strategy: Allocate a small portion of your portfolio to alternative investments that can provide diversification and potential for high returns. These assets often have low correlation with traditional markets.

Implementation Tips:

Diversification: Ensure that your portfolio is well-diversified across all seven categories to balance risk and reward.
Risk Tolerance: Adjust the allocation to each color based on your risk tolerance, investment goals, and time horizon.
Regular Review: Periodically review and rebalance your portfolio to maintain your desired asset allocation and respond to market changes.

Conclusion:

This rainbow-themed investment strategy provides a structured approach to building a diversified portfolio. By categorizing investments by color, you can create a balanced strategy that aligns with your financial goals and risk appetite.

Okay here is a better one I got it to exude; I'll stop spamming up the thread with AI crap but I thought maybe there's a laugh in here:

Sure! Here’s a wildly unconventional investment strategy based on the seven colors of the rainbow, incorporating bizarre and whimsical elements. This strategy is meant to be humorous and creative rather than practical, so take it with a grain of salt!
1. Red: Fire-Breathing Dragon Investments

Assets: Fantasy-themed collectibles, dragon-themed merchandise, and shares in companies that produce fantasy films or games.
Strategy: Invest in anything related to dragons or mythical creatures. Attend conventions and buy rare collectibles. Your portfolio will be as fiery as a dragon’s breath!

2. Orange: Citrus Fruit Futures

Assets: Futures contracts on oranges, lemons, and other citrus fruits.
Strategy: Bet on the price of citrus fruits. Create a “Citrus Index” and invest in companies that produce or sell citrus products. Bonus points for wearing orange while trading!

3. Yellow: Sunshine Bonds

Assets: Solar energy companies, sun-themed art, and yellow-colored stocks (if they exist).
Strategy: Invest in anything that brings sunshine into your life. Create a “Sunshine Fund” that only invests in companies with sunny logos or products that promote happiness.

4. Green: Alien Agriculture

Assets: Investments in companies researching extraterrestrial farming, hydroponics, and vertical gardens.
Strategy: Focus on the future of food production, especially if it involves aliens! Attend UFO conventions and network with fellow “alien farmers.”

5. Blue: Oceanic Oddities

Assets: Investments in underwater hotels, mermaid-themed businesses, and ocean cleanup initiatives.
Strategy: Dive into the blue by investing in anything related to the ocean. Consider starting a “Mermaid Fund” that only invests in companies with oceanic themes or products.

6. Indigo: Time Travel Tech

Assets: Fictional companies that claim to be developing time travel technology, vintage timepieces, and sci-fi memorabilia.
Strategy: Invest in the future of time travel! Buy shares in companies that are “working on” time travel (even if they don’t exist). Collect vintage watches as a hedge against inflation.

7. Violet: Mystical Unicorn Ventures

Assets: Startups that claim to be “unicorns” (valued at over $1 billion), unicorn-themed merchandise, and fantasy-themed investments.
Strategy: Only invest in companies that have a unicorn in their logo or name. Attend unicorn-themed events and network with fellow investors who believe in magic.

Implementation Tips:

Portfolio Management: Keep a magical crystal ball to guide your investment decisions. Consult it regularly for insights!
Risk Tolerance: Be prepared for extreme volatility—your investments may soar like a dragon or vanish like a unicorn!
Regular Review: Host a whimsical “Rainbow Investment Party” to review your portfolio and celebrate your colorful investments.

Conclusion:

This insane investment strategy is all about embracing the absurd and having fun with your investment choices. While it’s not meant to be taken seriously, it encourages creativity and imagination in the world of investing. Just remember, in the real world, it’s essential to conduct thorough research and make informed decisions!

[Oldcarpy2]

Trump just said the US economy was going to "boom". I think it's going to "go boom"?