The realities of man flu

[DBCowboy]

Everyone has to find their own way...the cough and sinuses are what make me keep trying different methods

Right now I'm losing my voice.  So not only am I suffering at the hands of unjust gods, but I can't yell at Gunther.

[Moon68]

I thought the solution to everything was whiskey and pain killers?

Unless you're Kurt Cobain

[putnam6]

I think Kurt realized he had Courtney Love ball and chain flu... 

[DBCowboy]

I think Kurt realized he had Courtney Love ball and chain flu... 


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I will not go gentle, into that dark night.

I will rage, rage,

Against the lack of quality movies on Netflix

[DBCowboy]

Still Day 2 of my battle with Man Flu.

Today I received well wishes from my co-workers at the VA.

They called me a "sissy" and "gay" and "slacker who doesn't like to work with a boo-boo".

This almost brought a tear to my eye of gratitude, but as we all know, real men don't cry.

Unless your dog dies.

That's allowed.

And also if you're caught in a bear-trap.  That's also acceptable.

[chr0naut]

Still Day 2 of my battle with Man Flu.

Today I received well wishes from my co-workers at the VA.

They called me a "sissy" and "gay" and "slacker who doesn't like to work with a boo-boo".

This almost brought a tear to my eye of gratitude, but as we all know, real men don't cry.

Unless your dog dies.

That's allowed.

And also if you're caught in a bear-trap.  That's also acceptable.

Pfft.

A real man would saw his own foot off, and graft the dog onto the stump, and still not cry.

But, if then the dog dies, crying might be acceptable (I just lost man's best foot, whom I will now call 'legend', because truly, he was a leg end).

[DBCowboy]

Pfft.

A real man would saw his own foot off, and graft the dog onto the stump, and still not cry.

But, if then the dog dies, crying might be acceptable (I just lost man's best foot, whom I will now call 'legend', because truly, he was a leg end).

We aren't in New Zealand where they still eat people.

We are sensitive and civilized now.

We use use forks and shit when we eat.

[chr0naut]

We aren't in New Zealand where they still eat people.

We are sensitive and civilized now.

We use use forks and shit when we eat.

They don't still eat people. It causes prion diseases like Kuru. NZ these days is actually a technologial first-world country.

And, cutlery? Is that your idea of advancement? LOL.

And you have to remember, that we had people from here doing experiments with atomic radiation in the 1800's.

America didn't even have a reactor until 1942.

When the world thinks of Americans, one of the images they have in their heads is "slack jawed yokels". Do you know of ANY other country that has such images as representative of their people?

LOL.

[DBCowboy]

Day 3 of my Man Flu.

And like Promethius, I suffer the endless torments by the cruel gods.

But I will prevail!

[UltraBudgie]

i feel like we should start a gofundme to make sure db has enough boxes of tissues

stay strong bro