The Banter Cafe

[Oldcarpy2]

Probably just a typo. If the S is dropped, UB can be allowed back in.

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Only if he brings his own. The Cafe hasn't got an alcohol licence....

[Oldcarpy2]

OK. I'd better apply for an alcohol licence.....

Bloody Council......

[RickyD]

Full English extra black and white puddin extra slice of brown bread. I know how you english are with the coffee so I will go nextdoor and get my own lol!

[Freeborn]

Been grafting outside all morning, ready for extra large plate of eggs, chips, beans with extra sausages and extra, extra bacon. Slice of fried bread and slice or two of toast. Massive mug of piping hot, really strong Yorkshire tea.
An hour or two of peace and quiet so please, just this once, no jukebox so I can have a rather late perusal of the Racing Post.

[UltraBudgie]

Been grafting outside all morning, ready for extra large plate of eggs, chips, beans with extra sausages and extra, extra bacon. Slice of fried bread and slice or two of toast. Massive mug of piping hot, really strong Yorkshire tea.
An hour or two of peace and quiet so please, just this once, no jukebox so I can have a rather late perusal of the Racing Post.

Oh that early morning pub time is magical. The daylight shines in at an angle that scares away the drunk, the greasy patina over ancient woodwork has lost its slick lubrication of night and become, somehow, a solid foundation. The jukebox extends its mercy in silence. The chatter of lunchtime women is an eternity away, and the owner's opened all the doors for a cool breeze. A hot cup and a paper. Bliss.

[Oldcarpy2]

Been grafting outside all morning, ready for extra large plate of eggs, chips, beans with extra sausages and extra, extra bacon. Slice of fried bread and slice or two of toast. Massive mug of piping hot, really strong Yorkshire tea.
An hour or two of peace and quiet so please, just this once, no jukebox so I can have a rather late perusal of the Racing Post.

Is that with or without marmalade?

Apparently, the Pope has died. You'd think there would be something about it on the news! ?

[quintessentone]

Silent jukebox? Really? Who are they when they are at home?

Music can be calming and inspirational.



Great tunes everyone!

Hello everyone, it's been a long Easter holiday and I've been researching what foods are harmful to older people (over 60 years) and that we should not eat them.

In relation to this cafe they are:

Peas (excessive consumption - digestive issues)
Potatoes (high glycemic index - blood sugar spikes)
Gravy (high sodium and fat content)
Grapefruit (if taking certain meds - negative interactions)
Fried foods (saturated and trans fats)
Processed meats (nitrate)
Ultra Processed foods (nitrate and who knows what else)
Soft Cheeses (high moisture levels - listeria contamination)
Dry crackers (choking hazard)
Peanut Butter (Choking hazard)

Hey Oldcarpy 2, can you add some new items to the menu? Like sweet potato and maybe hummus?

For right now, I would love to have a cup of plain old coffee and scone (if available) and just sit by the jukebox and surf the web for interesting tidbits of news and breakthoughs in all genres.

[UltraBudgie]

Hey Oldcarpy 2, can you add some new items to the menu? Like sweet potato and maybe hummus?

Oi that sounds good! Carpy, can you fry me up some of that hummus? Maybe with some tattie scones?

[Oldcarpy2]

I can get hummous if you like but can't be doing with sweet potatoes tho.

I could get some frozen sweet potato chips I suppose?

[Oldcarpy2]

Oi that sounds good! Carpy, can you fry me up some of that hummus? Maybe with some tattie scones?

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Are you taking the pish?

Fried hummous? Sounds disgusting.