The Banter Cafe

[Oldcarpy2]

I'll pop in tomorrow morning for an early morning bacon butty and sausage sarnie.
Which may well reignite the Condiment War and also force Carpy to reveal his somewhat freakish breakfast fetish - no mate, I'm not talking about your worrying desire for a certain Labour politician.....I'll leave that behind on ATS, for now.

With brown sauce, not tomato? And..... marmalade?

Politics is OK, just not US politics, please. It's too partisan and divisive.

[Encia22]

With brown sauce, not tomato? And..... marmalade?

Yep, brown for me.

I think it could work with maple syrup, too.

Now, to egg it, or not to egg it?
 

[Oldcarpy2]

Yep, brown for me.

I think it could work with maple syrup, too.

Now, to egg it, or not to egg it?
 

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Maple syrup is good. Could knock up some pancake things?

Poached, fried or scrambled? There's a clue in there for "Geggs"...

[UltraBudgie]

Poached, fried or scrambled? There's a clue in there for "Geggs"...

"Sunny-side eggs"? Where you put the middle of the "eggs" (the 'g') at the top (beginning)?

Coffee, black. That Tanzania Peaberry again. Stares warily at the silent jukebox...

[Encia22]

Coffee, black. That Tanzania Peaberry again. Stares warily at the silent jukebox...

[Freeborn]

With brown sauce, not tomato? And..... marmalade?

Politics is OK, just not US politics, please. It's too partisan and divisive.

Brown sauce on everything mate.
Only thing I consider putting tomato sauce on is chips - either traditional home made or chippy chips - and possibly the odd occasion I have McDonalds fries.

Add a fried egg - ensuring the yolk is nice and runny - to turn it into a bacon banger is mighty fine.

Marmalade and/or Maple Syrup on bacon is just wrong on every level.

Air fryers have made bacon buttys so much easier but I do miss dipping the bread/bun in the grease and fat after frying.

UK politics is broken mate.
The only thing positive I can say about Starmer is at least he has united the country.......literally everyone thinks he is a complete and utter twat!

[sahgwa]

God bless Irish cows.  
Can I have a strong tea with milk and sugar please?

[Oldcarpy2]

"Sunny-side eggs"? Where you put the middle of the "eggs" (the 'g') at the top (beginning)?

Coffee, black. That Tanzania Peaberry again. Stares warily at the silent jukebox...

Fraid not. Coffee coming up.

[Oldcarpy2]

God bless Irish cows.  
Can I have a strong tea with milk and sugar please?

Yep. How many sugars as in teaspoons?

[Encia22]

Fraid not. Coffee coming up.

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