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The Banter Cafe
(3 hours ago)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: Peeled cucumbers, obviously. As served at Buckingham Palace garden parties. So I'm told.

Quintessentialy English.

With Pimm's. Of course.

Of course peeled, what do you take me for...

Anything at a Palace garden party would be okay with me.
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(3 hours ago)quintessentone Wrote: Of course peeled, what do you take me for...

Anything at a Palace garden party would be okay with me.

OK. Coming up. From my green house. I'll just give them a quick rinse, to get the DDT off. Well, most of it...
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(3 hours ago)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: OK. Coming up. From my green house. I'll just give them a quick rinse, to get the DDT off. Well, most of it...

DDT...no thanks...you can't get it all off and don't those softer veggies soak it all in?
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(3 hours ago)quintessentone Wrote: DDT...no thanks...you can't get it all off and don't those softer veggies soak it all in?

I'm kidding you. It's not DDT. It's Paraquat....
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(3 hours ago)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: I'm kidding you. It's not DDT. It's Paraquat....

You silly beggar, all you need is a baking soda/2 drops of baby shampoo/water spray.
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(3 hours ago)quintessentone Wrote: You silly beggar, all you need is a baking soda/2 drops of baby shampoo/water spray.

Actually, I use, washing up liquid and twelve garlic cloves boiled in a litre of water and then drained and put in a sprayer. Coffee grounds round the plants to keep the slugs and snails away.
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(2 hours ago)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: Actually, I use, washing up liquid and twelve garlic cloves boiled in a litre of water and then drained and put in a sprayer. Coffee grounds round the plants to keep the slugs and snails away.

Coffee grounds are excellent for cleaning and polishing ceramics and steel; gets rid of rusty water stains, too.

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(2 hours ago)Encia22 Wrote: Coffee grounds are excellent for cleaning and polishing ceramics and steel; gets rid of rusty water stains, too.

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Free used coffee grounds are to be had at Waitrose.

A very posh supermarket here in the UK.
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(2 hours ago)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: Free used coffee grounds are to be had at Waitrose.

A very posh supermarket here in the UK.

Yep, I know Waitrose, but my memory is stuck in the late 80s... before it became posh.

I actually worked for Sainsbury's for three years in my late teens, eventually told them to piss off... I became a trainee manager and didn't agree with their management practices.

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