Londonistan and it's Roving Rogues

[sahgwa]

In a normal British occurrence, the Winter migration of armed moped riders flying West from the Middle East and Central Asia on their biologically driven search for nesting ground and easier climates occurred this week amidst consternation from the rapidly cuckolded native British birds. 
The roguish animals were armed with their usual weapon of choice, the machete, as they stole nesting materials from the Rolex store in Knightsbridge.


https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/machete-ga...5HjdR6R_2/


In the special on-the-ground camera-work, by a nature-lover on X, you can see the animals swashbuckling and threatening other birds with their machetes before running into the store to get nesting materials, like Rolexes and other timepieces.  They will  not need these to tell time once Big Ben is converted into a minaret for the daily call to prayer or adhan, but they will be nice bartering tools when trafficking under-age British girls and opening up 'barbershops'.  

[Moon68]

That opening sentence

[sahgwa]

That opening sentence


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Big shout out to English-style humour before it got censored.

[Oldcarpy2]

In a normal British occurrence, the Winter migration of armed moped riders flying West from the Middle East and Central Asia on their biologically driven search for nesting ground and easier climates occurred this week amidst consternation from the rapidly cuckolded native British birds. 
The roguish animals were armed with their usual weapon of choice, the machete, as they stole nesting materials from the Rolex store in Knightsbridge.


https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/machete-ga...5HjdR6R_2/


In the special on-the-ground camera-work, by a nature-lover on X, you can see the animals swashbuckling and threatening other birds with their machetes before running into the store to get nesting materials, like Rolexes and other timepieces.  They will  not need these to tell time once Big Ben is converted into a minaret for the daily call to prayer or adhan, but they will be nice bartering tools when trafficking under-age British girls and opening up 'barbershops'.  

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They were wearing motorcycle helmets.

Do you have x ray vision?

[Tecate]

Now if we can get Sir David Attenborough to narrate that….

Tecate

[sahgwa]

They were wearing motorcycle helmets.

Do you have x ray vision?

I am an avid birder, and well versed in various behaviours of differing bird species, as a matter of fact!
If it quacks like a duck &c &c....

[NoCorruptionAllowed]

The few 7+ foot tall Yorkshire Vikings remaining in GB will call out these "fookin gobshiites" and send them away. (Wishful thinking).  They'll send the keystone coppers home crying too.

[argentus]

In a normal British occurrence, the Winter migration of armed moped riders flying West from the Middle East and Central Asia on their biologically driven search for nesting ground and easier climates occurred this week amidst consternation from the rapidly cuckolded native British birds. 
The roguish animals were armed with their usual weapon of choice, the machete, as they stole nesting materials from the Rolex store in Knightsbridge.


https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/machete-ga...5HjdR6R_2/


In the special on-the-ground camera-work, by a nature-lover on X, you can see the animals swashbuckling and threatening other birds with their machetes before running into the store to get nesting materials, like Rolexes and other timepieces.  They will  not need these to tell time once Big Ben is converted into a minaret for the daily call to prayer or adhan, but they will be nice bartering tools when trafficking under-age British girls and opening up 'barbershops'.  

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One might almost imagine drawing a migratory pattern, such that seasonal "habitat" for the rogues could be anticipated.  But what to call them?  Flush-crested mopedites?  Black-tufted Slashers?  Beetle-eyed Odiferians?  It's a quandry.   Clearly they are nomadic and a heavy weight upon natural habitat and resources of the indigenous species, who, apparently feel ill-equipped to collectively arm themselves against the seasonal attack of these amoral fiends.    You will know them by their sign, the mark of their god, £.  

[sahgwa]

The few 7+ foot tall Yorkshire Vikings remaining in GB will call out these "fookin gobshiites" and send them away. (Wishful thinking).  They'll send the keystone coppers home crying too.

Yorkshire has their own problem with knife wielding miscreants unfortunately

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west...n-33273763

Not sure whodunnit but sad nonetheless!

Glad no one got hurt in this Rolex restructuring, though you do see one of the male birds coming awful close with his talons to the native Businessbirds, which could have ended very badly.

[sahgwa]

One might almost imagine drawing a migratory pattern, such that seasonal "habitat" for the rogues could be anticipated.  But what to call them?  Flush-crested mopedites?  Black-tufted Slashers?  Beetle-eyed Odiferians?  It's a quandry.   Clearly they are nomadic and a heavy weight upon natural habitat and resources of the indigenous species, who, apparently feel ill-equipped to collectively arm themselves against the seasonal attack of these amoral fiends.    You will know them by their sign, the mark of their god, £.  

Black-tufted slasher is a great one!