Body of Jesus Found?

[Maxmars]

It just occurred to me that they might try an tie this in with the Shroud of Turin...  SENSATIONAL!

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[KKLoco]

[BeyondKnowledge]

That’s amazing, there seems to be a few Jesus corpses around the place, in Egypt this time and next to the Ark no less
I recon they keep digging, might even find the holy grail
What are the odds of that, well done
Now for those silly sceptics

They found the museum part of that ancient tourist trap. The holey grails were sold in the gift shop. They won't find any as they were all sold or looted long ago, being small and easy to carry.

"What would you like sir? We have grails, shrouds, small crosses cut form the actual one, bottles of blood,...."

[Anna]

That's why they want to find a body. Easier to debunk Christianity with a corpse.

I'm sure Christianity will cope with it just fine like it did with the heliocentric Universe and monkey Eves. Science cannot debunk the existence of God because it's unfalsifiable. It can only shatter the way people imagine God and that can be adjusted at a whim. Take Jung's gnostic approach to religion for example. It doesn't even require the historicity of Jesus or other gods or any holy texts.

Besides, if you believe that God is a spirit, then it is contradictory to believe at the same time that he ascended to Heaven with a physical body. The physical body needs to eat, drink, pee and poop, so not very appealing to those who believe in the resurrection of the body after death. Unless, we assume that the resurrected body is ethereal i.e., it has a shape of the human but is really a ghost.

By the way, when I was little, I thought the rain was caused by the angels peeing. 

[FlyersFan]

The physical body needs to eat, drink, pee and poop, so not very appealing to those who believe in the resurrection of the body after death. Unless, we assume that the resurrected body is ethereal i.e., it has a shape of the human but is really a ghost.

The Christian belief is that the resurrected body is 'Glorified'.   It has attributes that the physical body doesn't have now.  The resurrected body won't be eating or drinking or pooping, it will move at the speed of thought, it will go through solid objects, etc etc.   This is based on scripture.   I won't go looking it all up and posting it.  If anyone is interested all they have to do is google the belief in a glorified resurrected body ... that's what Christians believe everyone will have after the resurrection of the dead when the soul is reunited with the (glorified) body.   Or I should say .. that's what Catholic christians believe.  Pretty sure most Protestant christians also believe it.

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[Anna]

The Christian belief is that the resurrected body is 'Glorified'.   It has attributes that the physical body doesn't have now.  The resurrected body won't be eating or drinking or pooping, it will move at the speed of thought, it will go through solid objects, etc etc.   ...

So just a ghost, to put it simply.

[FlyersFan]

So just a ghost, to put it simply.

A resurrected body that has the attributes of a ghost.
It's still supposed to be flesh and blood, but it's 'enhanced' (for lack of a better word).
That's the belief.

[Chiefsmom]

I thought the CIA had the Ark?  So says one claim.

And if they had the body, or bones, how do they prove who it is?  Do they have DNA from Mary?
Or maybe the DNA will be unlike us humans?
But weren't we created in God's image?

Boy, that will be interesting, if it ever happened.

[3rdrockfrmsun]

I thought the CIA had the Ark?  So says one claim.

And if they had the body, or bones, how do they prove who it is?  Do they have DNA from Mary?
Or maybe the DNA will be unlike us humans?
But weren't we created in God's image?

Boy, that will be interesting, if it ever happened.

I mean, I thought the ark was in that little church in Ethiopia or whatever. That’s a rabbit hole to go down..

[BeyondKnowledge]

I mean, I thought the ark was in that little church in Ethiopia or whatever. That’s a rabbit hole to go down..

Yes, that church that is fenced off and only accessed by that one guy with the key. That is where God's radio is supposed to be.

Now, what about the food generator? What happened to the manna machine? That would be an interesting investigation also.