Insect and/or Spider Bites

[RichardHurt]

Don't you hate it when that happens! One year ago this month, August, I was working in my shop greasing my John Deere, having to lay on the floor to get to it. A spider crawled up my shorts and I didn't know it until I was disrobing that night to take a shower. Inside my pants were many pieces of a small spider, mostly legs. I didn't think much of it until the next morning when that area started itching really bad. I had a deep red spot about the size of a silver dollar. I believe it was a brown recluse. The red area is still there although it is much lighter in color. It didn't quit itching until a couple of months ago.

Ehhhh I get cringey just thinking about that.
I bet you took it like a G, I did not and cried like a girl while simultaneously laughing to cover for my lack of manliness.

[BeTheGoddess]

Most things in Australia will kill you.

Two  guys in the  outback. One goes for a  wee.

Got bitten on his dick by a snake.

Mate called  the bush doc who told him to suck the poison out

"What did the doc say mate"?

"You're gonna die, mate"

Now Im wondering best practices on euthanizing herpetofauna?.