Women and hand grenades

[David64]

What's the difference between women and hand grenades ?

None.

Once you pull that ring off they both take half the house.

[Oldcarpy2]

What's the difference between women and hand grenades ?

None.

Once you pull that ring off they both take half the house.

What's the difference between women and hurricanes?

None.

They both come in hot and wet then take your house away.

[PorkChop96]

What's the difference between women and hand grenades ?

None.

Once you pull that ring off they both take half the house.

What do you get with 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?


100 people who don't do d!ck

[Bootless]

Women and hand grenades

Let's see:

If you don't know what they are then stay clear.

Usually safe if approached cautiously.

Proper interaction is a blast.

Improper interaction
...
let's just say, not all blasts are equal.

[BeTheGoddess]

Really?, are you not above sexist jokes?

my turn:

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

Authorities know where to find me.

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Well, these jokes are kind of old. From the annals of 80s playboy jokes...

You could also counter an old joke for an old joke... for gender equality..

[Randyvine]

My wife asked me "do I look okay honey" I blew right by her and said out of the side of my neck.

No! you look like you combed your hair with a hand grenade!

Before she made it thru the outside door she yelled back. 

Yeah! I'll comb your ass with a hand grenade. 

The laughs from that one went on for a month.

[quintessentone]

My wife asked me "do I look okay honey" I blew right by her and said out of the side of my neck.

No! you look like you combed your hair with a hand grenade!

Before she made it thru the outside door she yelled back. 

Yeah! I'll comb your ass with a hand grenade. 

The laughs from that one went on for a month.

Did that happen during 1980's hair trends?

[Randyvine]

Dude that's her! No I'm kidding. :)