Outlaw the Speedo…

[Quantum12]

@Sirius
@UltraBudgie

lol,  I was totally happy with this thread sleeping too. He reopened the devil. 

[UltraBudgie]

I don’t have the physique for them lol.

there is glory to be found
in all beach attire



the true speedo
is the speedo within

[Quantum12]

actually lack of manscaping
helps keep a speedo on
it is like
velcro

The best part of a speedo and a lack of a crew cut is the placement of Velcro in the right place. The speedo will never fall off!

[argentus]

I think there is likely a spandex suit in the future for all of us.  Imagine having all your goodies held tight and snug.   Now imagine wearing that outfit to go shopping.   Probably standard fare at Walmart, but everywhere else, perhaps not so.  

I think it should be law that if you wear a spandex suit, you also have to wear a cape.

[Quantum12]

I think there is likely a spandex suit in the future for all of us.  Imagine having all your goodies held tight and snug.   Now imagine wearing that outfit to go shopping.   Probably standard fare at Walmart, but everywhere else, perhaps not so.  

I think it should be law that if you wear a spandex suit, you also have to wear a cape.

lol!

Soon we will be caped with spandex shopping with a priest!

[Oldcarpy2]

True confession time.

When I was a young metal head and in a (pretty rubbish, if I'm honest, band) I wore black Spandex with a couple of socks down the front.

Bleach blond too.

OK.  I'll get my coat....Stay crazy....

[Quantum12]

True confession time.

When I was a young metal head and in a (pretty rubbish, if I'm honest, band) I wore black Spandex with a couple of socks down the front.

Bleach blond too.

OK.  I'll get my coat....Stay crazy....

I knew this was you! I am digging the arm hair too. 

[Oldcarpy2]

I knew this was you! I am digging the arm hair too. 

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I have a Motorhead  tee shirt, wearing it now.  Says on the back:

"Everything louder than everything else".

Not rocking the black Spandex tho.  Over the years, they seem to have shrunk...as have some of my old clothes, too...

[quintessentone]

Are you kidding me?

"1928
The Speedo swim suit was introduced in 1928 when the company was founded by Alexander McRae. The brand quickly gained popularity for its innovative racerback design, which allowed for greater freedom of movement in the water"

The speedo has been around for almost 100 years. Colored me shocked!

Just remembering the time my dad wore a speedo at an outdoor public pool in a conservation park where I was compelled to wander away so as to not be embarassed. When my dad finished his diving show for the crowd, who always clapped (not the first time he did this), I wandered back to our little camp.

A boy rushed up to me and asked "Is that your dad?", while I hesitated to answer, I knew he knew, so I said 'yes' and he said 'wow', as in wow, you got a good dad, type of thing.

[Quantum12]

Are you kidding me?

"1928
The Speedo swim suit was introduced in 1928 when the company was founded by Alexander McRae. The brand quickly gained popularity for its innovative racerback design, which allowed for greater freedom of movement in the water"

The speedo has been around for almost 100 years. Colored me shocked!

Just remembering the time my dad wore a speedo at an outdoor public pool in a conservation park where I was compelled to wander away so as to not be embarassed. When my dad finished his diving show for the crowd, who always clapped (not the first time he did this), I wandered back to our little camp.

A boy rushed up to me and asked "Is that your dad?", while I hesitated to answer, I knew he knew, so I said 'yes' and he said 'wow', as in wow, you got a good dad, type of thing.

Alexander McRae He created a monster lol. 100 years is crazy.

We had the same experience. My grandpa was a diver and wore a speedo. I tried to hide from him. My friends knew it was my grandpa and made fun of me! Haha