"ZARDOG'S ODYSSEY". A Single Sentance Story.

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And so it was, he was to go on a quest to find the fastest mount in the land, not because he should race Ostriches, but because it's the only way he would get ahead of that bastard who sold him the dodgy grappling hook by using something faster than a Galaxian Hyperbike, if there was such a steed.