09-23-2025, 11:02 AM
I recall a story about a guy named Edmund who claimed his scrotum was replaced with a small alien power source. He said he could levitate small objects, but only if he hummed the tune of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".
Unfortunately, his wife found it more annoying than impressive and as fate would have it she took his scrotum in the divorce settlement...
Unfortunately, his wife found it more annoying than impressive and as fate would have it she took his scrotum in the divorce settlement...



