Age old debate - Turkey and Stuffing/Dressing

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Grew up with...

STUFFING

INSIDE the bird.

Simple Bread & Sage recipe
Cubed white bread, onion, celery, sage, butter, celery seed, poultry seasoning, S&P, broth to reach desired consistancy (I prefer mine soft and a little spongy.  Definately not crusty)

I basically had the feminist Almost Famous mother, so stuffing inside the turkey was a societal device like making a green bean casserole. She fought the status quo of tradition. Anything too 1950s stereotype was discarded.  

She demanded it be done at least a little unconventionally. As an adult I really topped her in the ideological tradition breaking.

We don't even do a turkey or traditional Thanksgiving food. The feast looks like this because It is a hilarious counterculture protest trend and excuse to not cook. 



It's such a trend pretty much EVERY Indian food place is open.