What are you thinking about?

[Maxmars]

Do you close the little cap on your washing up liquid after you do dishes, to avoid soap boogers?

If you do not, you are a barbarian.

That is what I am thinking right now.

My shame is great!
My dish soap cap languishes in an exasperated "ooooh," as I abandon it once opened. 
Boogers be damned... they all come out in the wash.