Martyrdom of the Squirrel

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Now seriously, while killing innocent animals makes me sad, I can't help feeling that the animal was used instrumentally by its owner to make money. And what are your thoughts about this story?

What about their "Only Fans" porn income? I think they did live sex stream things too. There's more money in horny people paying to see them than there is in an instagram Squirrel.

Someone with a "letter of the law" hair up their ass didn't like their internet income lifestyle and wanted to be a killjoy and thank them for buying land in New York.

Thou shall not conserve nature without going through the correct bureaucratic motions, including painstaking licensing process. You can hunt them (if you are 12 and have a permit), skin them, and make them into hillbilly casserole, but you can't keep one as a pet!

That Squirrel might swing Pennsylvania, which is a state known for its love of rodents.

Maybe NY democrats are like Phil Conners, and they just snapped seeing the endless winter and had to kidnap and kill the rodent to feel better?