The Mean Martians…

[Quantum12]

My long journey was amazing up here in a spaceship built for one human. The 251 days I spent traveling to Mars were amazing. I think I went insane. NASA was kind enough to give me a robot to chat with. She went crazy too.

My whole life I trained for this visit to Mars. NASA locked me in a 12x12 room for 300 days. Lucky for me I had a nail clipper and running recycled water. Yes my pee was turned back into water. Everything was in my small room.

My robot and I landed kind of safe on Mars. I could not wait to exit this mind controlled space ship I was in.

As soon as we opened our door 100 Martians were angry and holding up a sign.

They sent us back...