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The Mean Martians…
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My long journey was amazing up here in a spaceship built for one human. The 251 days I spent traveling to Mars were amazing. I think I went insane. NASA was kind enough to give me a robot to chat with. She went crazy too.

My whole life I trained for this visit to Mars. NASA locked me in a 12x12 room for 300 days. Lucky for me I had a nail clipper and running recycled water. Yes my pee was turned back into water. Everything was in my small room.

My robot and I landed kind of safe on Mars. I could not wait to exit this mind controlled space ship I was in.

As soon as we opened our door 100 Martians were angry and holding up a sign.

They sent us back... Lol
Be kind to everyone!
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#2
Wait, I thought those guys were from Zeta Reticuli?

Colonizers!

And what did they do to Sprit? Spirit was a good rover!
I followed the Science, and all I found was the Money.
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#3
The Mean Martians…prt2

My return from Mars was seen as a failure.
I was met with no regalier.

I told them my story
And I wanted no glory.

I just wanted to give a warning about the behaviour
of our nasty new martian overlord neighbour!!


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Sorry, started writting and it turned into a cheesy poem.   Lol



 
"Denial is a common tactic that substitutes deliberate ignorance for thoughtful planning." 
Charles Tremper
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(10-31-2024, 10:03 AM)Kurokage Wrote: The Mean Martians…prt2

My return from Mars was seen as a failure.
I was met with no regalier.

I told them my story
And I wanted no glory.

I just wanted to give a warning about the behaviour
of our nasty new martian overlord neighbour!!


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I love this! Thank you!
Be kind to everyone!
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