Dead or on the lamb?

[FlyingClayDisk]

The Italians aren't exactly known for their crack investigation teams. When I sold stuff overseas, I had blacklisted Italy because 9x out of 10 the packages would disappear and Italian police are absolutely useless.

Good grief!  If you think Italy is bad, you should try SE Asia.  My Mom sent me a box of cookies one time and not only were they opened, but half of them were eaten, and there was even a half eaten cookie left in the box!  Every single package I got over there was pilfered, the good stuff taken out, and stuff the dummies didn't understand was left in.  Most corrupt customs people on planet earth!