Random Thoughts

[Blaine91555]

I have this burning question: 

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?  

I mean, if you allowed it to become heated, then you might surmise that the plastic would leach into the water, and if construed as a time weighted average, you might arrive at an approximate elapsed time which generally represented the "safe usage" period.  

OR

The MFers want to scare us into throwing away perfectly good bottled water and buying new because it is "expired".  Boo f'n hoo.  

OR?

It's a CONSPIRACY!!!