Outlaw the Speedo…

[Quantum12]

I get a real chuckle out of these threads... it's funny (or perhaps sad) how many men look at ordinary men's bodies in skimpy bathing suits and go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" and wail for "brain bleach."

It's okay, guys.  It's just human bodies.  And some of us out here really do prefer "dad bods" and older men, even in banana slings or budgie smugglers.

Hahaha! You are funny too! I will take the “brain bleach” as well!

Yes it’s ok to show off that beautifulness!

This is the end of the worst ever lol!

[Byrd]

Hahaha! You are funny too! I will take the “brain bleach” as well!

Yes it’s ok to show off that beautifulness!

This is the end of the worst ever lol!
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Indeed!  

Reminds me of my husband back in the days when we were young and silly.

[Quantum12]

Indeed!  

Reminds me of my husband back in the days when we were young and silly.

Awe, you two are still silly!

[RuchardHurt]

To speak of such a thing is absurd. The speedo is a culture in and of itself and will continue to be long after we are gone and humans continue roaming this rock.
I myself wear one pretty muck any occasion it is appropriate. I could not even imagine wearing something else when out in the sun.
I condemn this thread.

[Quantum12]

To speak of such a thing is absurd. The speedo is a culture in and of itself and will continue to be long after we are gone and humans continue roaming this rock.
I myself wear one pretty muck any occasion it is appropriate. I could not even imagine wearing something else when out in the sun.
I condemn this thread.

Thank you kindly! You do look amazing in a speedo! We all do!

I love your tail!

[UltraBudgie]

OMG lol! I looked up Budgie Smuggler. It’s just as bad or worse than the American Speedo! That has to be banned too!
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Please no. Just no.

Barbarians.

[Quantum12]

Please no. Just no.

Barbarians.

Oh no you share a name! Lol

[Byrd]

Please no. Just no.

Barbarians.

Oh sweet summer child... the Koteka will horrify you (no, don't look it up.  It is a traditional native garment... and I use the word 'garment' rather loosely... that covers just the ...active.. part of the male genitals but leaves the rest (ALL the rest of the body) uncovered)  If you MUST go look, examine the Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koteka

(...anthropologists know the darndest stuff.)

[Quantum12]

Oh sweet summer child... the Koteka will horrify you (no, don't look it up.  It is a traditional native garment... and I use the word 'garment' rather loosely... that covers just the ...active.. part of the male genitals but leaves the rest (ALL the rest of the body) uncovered)  If you MUST go look, examine the Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koteka

(...anthropologists know the darndest stuff.)

I did it. Looked up Koteka. Wow so many shapes and sizes! I think this photo is the cleanest one to post OMG LOL

[UltraBudgie]

I did it. Looked up Koteka. Wow so many shapes and sizes! I think this photo is the cleanest one to post OMG LOL

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Thank you Quantum, for collapsing the indeterminacy waveform.

But that's not exactly Budgie "smuggling", is it? More like blatant trafficking.

Well, I think you've found your Halloween costume, eh?