Outlaw the Speedo…

[Quantum12]

We also call them Dick Stickers, but dont google that... unless well... nevermind

Omgeeeeeee lol!

What are these two talking about? I bet they are talking about how enjoyable their dinner was last night where they ate everything in sight and decided to put on a speedo and enjoy the beach!

At least cover your belly with a big ass beach blanket!

[Quantum12]

American speedo?

Speedo, an Australian company, was founded by Scottish immigrant Alexander MacRae. He was born in 1888 and grew up in a small fishing village near Loch Kishorn in the West Highlands, before moving to Sydney in 1910.  Wikpidia 

Anyway, not big on women wearing a thong at the beach, wouldn’t be done back in my day, the old speedo is modest in comparison 
Guess I am officially old

I did not do my homework! You are so right! I was caught speeding in my speedo! lol here is a photo for you!

[Quantum12]

When I grew up in the 60's and 70s ... all the boys wore tiny clinging speedos.
Looking back at the pictures from that time period ... it was almost obscene ....
I don't know how the parents could have done that.

Ohhhh no my head hurts! I now know what you mean lol. I think we should invent the perfect holster for a dip in the water!

[theshadowknows]

[Quantum12]

Hahaha! Quick as possible!

No passing GO

[Maxmars]

Help me choose

1 - I'm thoroughly (viscerally) repulsed by every single image....
2 - I'm laughing my ass off with this thread

One or two... how should I really feel?  Unsubscribe or what? 

[Quantum12]

Help me choose

1 - I'm thoroughly (viscerally) repulsed by every single image....
2 - I'm laughing my ass off with this thread

One or two... how should I really feel?  Unsubscribe or what? 

Lololol you have to choose 3 (you want more yuck photos) oh here this sap is dancing in the mirror! Lol

Oh wait!!! He looks good in a speedo!

[Maxmars]

I hope no one thinks we're 'body-shaming' 

For the record, there are so many reasons this is funny... and most of them are not about the body... it's definitely something else.

[Quantum12]

I hope no one thinks we're 'body-shaming' 

For the record, there are so many reasons this is funny... and most of them are not about the body... it's definitely something else.

Oh no I would never body shame at all. It’s just something about the speedo!

[Byrd]

I get a real chuckle out of these threads... it's funny (or perhaps sad) how many men look at ordinary men's bodies in skimpy bathing suits and go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" and wail for "brain bleach."

It's okay, guys.  It's just human bodies.  And some of us out here really do prefer "dad bods" and older men, even in banana slings or budgie smugglers.