Some of you may already have seen this elsewhere. However, I wanted to celebrate the new Deny Ignorance Forum with a gift. A traditional Christmas sing-along with a D.I./UFO Conspiracy twist to it. Best sung with the accompanying instrumental version from the YouTube video linked below…
Merry Christmas!!
On the first day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
An MK Conspiracy.
On the second day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the third day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
My D.I. sent to me
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
My D.I. sent to me
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
My D.I. sent to me
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
My D.I. sent to me
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
My D.I. sent to me
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
My D.I. sent to me
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Ten Janets Jetting,
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
Ten Janets Jetting,
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Eleven Art Bell Airings,
Ten Janets Jetting,
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
My D.I. sent to me
Eleven Art Bell Airings,
Ten Janets Jetting,
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My D.I. sent to me
Twelve Majestics Mulling,
Eleven Art Bell Airings,
Ten Janets Jetting,
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
And an M..K.. Con..spir..a..cy!
Twelve Majestics Mulling,
Eleven Art Bell Airings,
Ten Janets Jetting,
Nine Tic-Tacs Toying,
Eight Roswell Ramblings,
Seven Dulce Delvings,
Six Aliens Abducting,
Five U… F… O… s,
Four Orangey Orbs,
Three E.B.E.s,
Two Men in Black,
And an MK Conspiracy.
And an M..K.. Con..spir..a..cy!
The End - Of Life As We Know It
ETA: Ok, I found a better version that doesn’t miss a beat. The other video had a musical glitch for the Eleventh Day verse.
Also, on SoundCloud there’s a version that is a bit slower, making it easier to sing along to, and it has a crescendo towards the end.
PLUS - There's more. How would you like a poster, too.
A higher definition (21Mb) one available on request.