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Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-03-2024 Walking in times of ice and snow, A big fluffy white polar bear walked my way. She looked so cute running to me, I thought we would be best friends, I could ride her back through the snow, We would go fishing all day, She would keep me warm, I would tell her stories of life, We would be best friends, Time will tell. Then she fell. Oops I forgot to teach her how to read... RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-03-2024 (11-03-2024, 05:54 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: [Image: https://i.imgur.com/BW6np9Z.jpeg] But anything she ever needed to know, she learned from me so there was never really any need RE: Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-03-2024 (11-03-2024, 07:38 PM)CCoburn Wrote: But anything she ever needed to know, she learned from me lol! I wasted alllll my time. I even taught her how to fish for Steelhead and she brought them to you! RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-03-2024 (11-03-2024, 07:41 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: lol! I wasted alllll my time. I even taught her how to fish for Steelhead and she brought them to you! Like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie And the fluffy white polar bear did indeed bring the Steelhead for me to fry RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-04-2024 (11-03-2024, 05:54 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: [Image: https://i.imgur.com/BW6np9Z.jpeg] I was only replying to the text earlier and didn't even tie the ending in with the graphic – okay, now it makes sense. It's a nice piece with an obscure use of metaphors, unless of course you really are talking about a polar bear. RE: Ice… - UltraBudgie - 11-04-2024 it seems like such a happy polar bear very different from cats when they slip and are all like look around hope no one saw and pretend it didn't happen, polar bear is like haha i love the ice! RE: Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-04-2024 (11-04-2024, 12:37 AM)UltraBudgie Wrote: it seems like such a happy polar bear very different from cats when they slip and are all like look around hope no one saw and pretend it didn't happen, polar bear is like haha i love the ice! She is like a big fluffy dog! RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-04-2024 I read that sometimes they will just roll around in the snow to clean off or cool down; apparently they can still get hot even with the frigid temps. So, maybe the sign is just a fortunate coincidence for a funny pic. I did try reading the polar bears' expression which doesn't seem to help a whole lot – it could be "Oh shit!!" or something else entirely. RE: Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-04-2024 (11-04-2024, 09:04 AM)CCoburn Wrote: I read that sometimes they will just roll around in the snow to clean off or cool down; apparently they can still get hot even with the frigid temps. lol! This guy got LOST on Lost. He got super hot and could not read. RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-04-2024 (11-04-2024, 09:23 AM)Quantum12 Wrote: lol! Oh, I was going to say that's the clearest and best picture of a Sasquatch I've ever seen. |