Ice…

[Quantum12]

Walking in times of ice and snow,
A big fluffy white polar bear walked my way.

She looked so cute running to me,
I thought we would be best friends,

I could ride her back through the snow,
We would go fishing all day,

She would keep me warm,
I would tell her stories of life,

We would be best friends,
Time will tell.

Then she fell.
Oops I forgot to teach her how to read...

[CCoburn]

Walking in times of ice and snow,
A big fluffy white polar bear walked my way.

She looked so cute running to me,
I thought we would be best friends,

I could ride her back through the snow,
We would go fishing all day,

She would keep me warm,
I would tell her stories of life,

We would be best friends,
Time will tell.

Then she fell.
Oops I forgot to teach her how to read...

But anything she ever needed to know, she learned from me
so there was never really any need

[Quantum12]

But anything she ever needed to know, she learned from me
so there was never really any need

lol! I wasted alllll my time. I even taught her how to fish for Steelhead and she brought them to you!

[CCoburn]

lol! I wasted alllll my time. I even taught her how to fish for Steelhead and she brought them to you!

Like George Washington,
I cannot tell a lie
And the fluffy white polar bear
did indeed
bring the Steelhead
for me to fry

[CCoburn]

Walking in times of ice and snow,
A big fluffy white polar bear walked my way.

She looked so cute running to me,
I thought we would be best friends,

I could ride her back through the snow,
We would go fishing all day,

She would keep me warm,
I would tell her stories of life,

We would be best friends,
Time will tell.

Then she fell.
Oops I forgot to teach her how to read...

I was only replying to the text earlier and didn't even tie the ending in with the graphic – okay, now it makes sense. It's a nice piece with an obscure use of metaphors, unless of course you really are talking about a polar bear.

[UltraBudgie]

it seems like such a happy polar bear very different from cats when they slip and are all like look around hope no one saw and pretend it didn't happen, polar bear is like haha i love the ice!

[Quantum12]

it seems like such a happy polar bear very different from cats when they slip and are all like look around hope no one saw and pretend it didn't happen, polar bear is like haha i love the ice!

She is like a big fluffy dog!

[CCoburn]

I read that sometimes they will just roll around in the snow to clean off or cool down; apparently they can still get hot even with the frigid temps.

So, maybe the sign is just a fortunate coincidence for a funny pic. I did try reading the polar bears' expression which doesn't seem to help a whole lot – it could be "Oh shit!!" or something else entirely.

[Quantum12]

I read that sometimes they will just roll around in the snow to clean off or cool down; apparently they can still get hot even with the frigid temps.

So, maybe the sign is just a fortunate coincidence for a funny pic. I did try reading the polar bears' expression which doesn't seem to help a whole lot – it could be "Oh shit!!" or something else entirely.

lol!


This guy got LOST on Lost. He got super hot and could not read.

[CCoburn]

lol!


This guy got LOST on Lost. He got super hot and could not read.

 

Oh, I was going to say that's the clearest and best picture of a Sasquatch I've ever seen.