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Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024 Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget! RE: Knock knock - Quantum12 - 11-01-2024 (11-01-2024, 05:07 PM)UltraBudgie Wrote: Knock, knock. Knock, knock! Who's there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your hat on, it's cold out! RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024 (11-01-2024, 05:14 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: Knock, knock! Knock, knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? Doggone these knock knock jokes are silly! RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024 Knock knock. Who is there? Ignorance! No you cannot come in! RE: Knock knock - Quantum12 - 11-01-2024 Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman!” “An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman who?” An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong structure of joke. The barman says “you shouldn’t be in here!” The Scotsman says, “well, we did knock” RE: Knock knock - Quantum12 - 11-01-2024 Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she’s got no arms. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie. RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024 (11-01-2024, 07:45 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she’s got no arms. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Oh my goodness I am such a huge fan! RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-02-2024 Knock knock! Who's there? Dementia. Dementia who? What? RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-02-2024 Knock, knock! Who's there? A Tulsi. A Tulsi who? I can't A Tulsi how these jokes are funny. RE: Knock knock - pianopraze - 11-02-2024 Elon Musk: "knock, knock" Government official: "who’s there?" Elon Musk: "Elon" Government official: "Elon who?" Elon Musk: "Elon who gonna fire you!" |