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Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!
RE: Knock knock - Quantum12 - 11-01-2024
(11-01-2024, 05:07 PM)UltraBudgie Wrote: Knock, knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your hat on, it's cold out!
![[Image: bFKUNk3.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/bFKUNk3.jpeg)
RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024
(11-01-2024, 05:14 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your hat on, it's cold out!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Doggone these knock knock jokes are silly!
![[Image: Funny_Lilly_klein-3328654181.jpg]](https://denyignorance.com/uploader/images/Funny_Lilly_klein-3328654181.jpg)
RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Ignorance!
No you cannot come in!
![[Image: dilogowhite.png]](https://denyignorance.com/dilogowhite.png)
RE: Knock knock - Quantum12 - 11-01-2024
Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman!”
“An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman who?”
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong structure of joke.
The barman says “you shouldn’t be in here!”
The Scotsman says, “well, we did knock”
![[Image: dSS1wR6.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/dSS1wR6.jpeg)
RE: Knock knock - Quantum12 - 11-01-2024
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she’s got no arms. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
![[Image: KU2Utp2.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/KU2Utp2.jpeg)
RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-01-2024
(11-01-2024, 07:45 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she’s got no arms. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Oh my goodness I am such a huge fan!
![[Image: tom-baker-1-2a250dc.jpg]](https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2021/08/tom-baker-1-2a250dc.jpg)
RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-02-2024
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dementia.
Dementia who?
What?
![[Image: Confused-old-man.png]](https://www.timinslaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Confused-old-man.png)
RE: Knock knock - UltraBudgie - 11-02-2024
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A Tulsi.
A Tulsi who?
I can't A Tulsi how these jokes are funny.
![[Image: Tulsi-Gabbard-1536x864.jpg]](https://www.spiked-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Tulsi-Gabbard-1536x864.jpg)
RE: Knock knock - pianopraze - 11-02-2024
Elon Musk: "knock, knock"
Government official: "who’s there?"
Elon Musk: "Elon"
Government official: "Elon who?"
Elon Musk: "Elon who gonna fire you!"
