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11-01-2024, 05:07 PM
This post was last modified 11-01-2024, 05:56 PM by UltraBudgie. Edited 5 times in total.
Edit Reason: Is it still "too soon"?
Knock, knock.
Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!
"I cannot give you what you deny yourself. Look for solutions from within." - Kai Opaka
11-01-2024, 05:14 PM
(11-01-2024, 05:07 PM)UltraBudgie Wrote: Knock, knock. Knock, knock! Who's there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your hat on, it's cold out! ![[Image: bFKUNk3.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/bFKUNk3.jpeg)
Be kind to everyone!
11-01-2024, 06:40 PM
(11-01-2024, 05:14 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: Knock, knock! Knock, knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? Doggone these knock knock jokes are silly! ![[Image: Funny_Lilly_klein-3328654181.jpg]](https://denyignorance.com/uploader/images/Funny_Lilly_klein-3328654181.jpg)
"I cannot give you what you deny yourself. Look for solutions from within." - Kai Opaka
11-01-2024, 06:44 PM
Knock knock.
Who is there? Ignorance! No you cannot come in! ![[Image: dilogowhite.png]](https://denyignorance.com/dilogowhite.png)
"I cannot give you what you deny yourself. Look for solutions from within." - Kai Opaka
11-01-2024, 07:37 PM
Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?” “An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman!” “An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman who?” An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into the wrong structure of joke. The barman says “you shouldn’t be in here!” The Scotsman says, “well, we did knock” ![[Image: dSS1wR6.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/dSS1wR6.jpeg)
Be kind to everyone!
11-01-2024, 07:45 PM
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she’s got no arms. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Not Susie. ![[Image: KU2Utp2.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/KU2Utp2.jpeg)
Be kind to everyone!
11-01-2024, 07:47 PM
(11-01-2024, 07:45 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she’s got no arms. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Oh my goodness I am such a huge fan! ![[Image: tom-baker-1-2a250dc.jpg]](https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2021/08/tom-baker-1-2a250dc.jpg)
"I cannot give you what you deny yourself. Look for solutions from within." - Kai Opaka
11-02-2024, 12:44 AM
Knock knock!
Who's there? Dementia. Dementia who? What? ![[Image: Confused-old-man.png]](https://www.timinslaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Confused-old-man.png)
"I cannot give you what you deny yourself. Look for solutions from within." - Kai Opaka
11-02-2024, 07:54 PM
Knock, knock!
Who's there? A Tulsi. A Tulsi who? I can't A Tulsi how these jokes are funny. ![[Image: Tulsi-Gabbard-1536x864.jpg]](https://www.spiked-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Tulsi-Gabbard-1536x864.jpg)
"I cannot give you what you deny yourself. Look for solutions from within." - Kai Opaka
11-02-2024, 10:43 PM
Elon Musk: "knock, knock"
Government official: "who’s there?" Elon Musk: "Elon" Government official: "Elon who?" Elon Musk: "Elon who gonna fire you!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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