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The Mean Martians… - Quantum12 - 10-27-2024
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My long journey was amazing up here in a spaceship built for one human. The 251 days I spent traveling to Mars were amazing. I think I went insane. NASA was kind enough to give me a robot to chat with. She went crazy too.
My whole life I trained for this visit to Mars. NASA locked me in a 12x12 room for 300 days. Lucky for me I had a nail clipper and running recycled water. Yes my pee was turned back into water. Everything was in my small room.
My robot and I landed kind of safe on Mars. I could not wait to exit this mind controlled space ship I was in.
As soon as we opened our door 100 Martians were angry and holding up a sign.
They sent us back...
RE: The Mean Martians… - UltraBudgie - 10-27-2024
Wait, I thought those guys were from Zeta Reticuli?
Colonizers!
And what did they do to Sprit? Spirit was a good rover!
RE: The Mean Martians… - Kurokage - 10-31-2024
The Mean Martians…prt2
My return from Mars was seen as a failure.
I was met with no regalier.
I told them my story
And I wanted no glory.
I just wanted to give a warning about the behaviour
of our nasty new martian overlord neighbour!!
Sorry, started writting and it turned into a cheesy poem.
RE: The Mean Martians… - Quantum12 - 10-31-2024
(10-31-2024, 10:03 AM)Kurokage Wrote: The Mean Martians…prt2
My return from Mars was seen as a failure.
I was met with no regalier.
I told them my story
And I wanted no glory.
I just wanted to give a warning about the behaviour
of our nasty new martian overlord neighbour!!
I love this! Thank you!
