The Mean Martians…

[Quantum12]

My long journey was amazing up here in a spaceship built for one human. The 251 days I spent traveling to Mars were amazing. I think I went insane. NASA was kind enough to give me a robot to chat with. She went crazy too.

My whole life I trained for this visit to Mars. NASA locked me in a 12x12 room for 300 days. Lucky for me I had a nail clipper and running recycled water. Yes my pee was turned back into water. Everything was in my small room.

My robot and I landed kind of safe on Mars. I could not wait to exit this mind controlled space ship I was in.

As soon as we opened our door 100 Martians were angry and holding up a sign.

They sent us back...

[UltraBudgie]

Wait, I thought those guys were from Zeta Reticuli?

Colonizers!

And what did they do to Sprit? Spirit was a good rover!

[Kurokage]

The Mean Martians…prt2

My return from Mars was seen as a failure.
I was met with no regalier.

I told them my story
And I wanted no glory.

I just wanted to give a warning about the behaviour
of our nasty new martian overlord neighbour!!


 

Sorry, started writting and it turned into a cheesy poem.  

[Quantum12]

The Mean Martians…prt2

My return from Mars was seen as a failure.
I was met with no regalier.

I told them my story
And I wanted no glory.

I just wanted to give a warning about the behaviour
of our nasty new martian overlord neighbour!!


 

I love this! Thank you!